PRIORITY BOX EXCHANGE -- SANTA EDITION

[jay]

Thanks Moose! I received a pretty awesome box of goodies!



Tshirt
Tool holder! For my 02 of course!
Moosehead tools/keychain
Bulbs
K&N
Control Arm Bushings
Mixed back of relays and fuses
Boat/Yacht mags
Bimmer mag
Wires cap and rotor
Bolts and nuts
and much more....

[mooseheadm5]

The bolts and exhaust rings may fit your car. You'll have to look up the rings.
Control arm bushings are E28 Lemfoerder (unused.)

I think the light bulbs fit an older Honda. The K&N fits an M20 airbox.

[oldskool]

Arrived home today from Charlotte around 5 to find my well-beaten box. It has suffered the trip from South Dakota and I think it likes it here.
1/2 hour later and I'm entertaining guests, (not by choice) and trying to get to my box and dealing with a wife who has the WORSE case of PMS I've ever seen yet and its our anniversary. YES, I know its a run-on sentence. . .GTFO.
So now I'm grilling, opening my box and staring into the eyes of satan. I function best under pressure. Pics to come!

[davintosh]

Arrived home today from Charlotte around 5 to find my well-beaten box. It has suffered the trip from South Dakota and I think it likes it here.
1/2 hour later and I'm entertaining guests, (not by choice) and trying to get to my box and dealing with a wife who has the WORSE case of PMS I've ever seen yet and its our anniversary. YES, I know its a run-on sentence. . .GTFO.
So now I'm grilling, opening my box and staring into the eyes of satan. I function best under pressure. Pics to come!

Eyes of who? That didn't come from me.

[oldskool]

PMS wife is acting like satan. I gave her half of the ale you sent and it seems to have soothed the savage beast. All is well.
PICS!!!!!!!!!! Coming.

[mooseheadm5]

Enjoy that box davintosh sent (insert some suggestive pun about "box" here).

[nik77356]

I guess I'll finally upload the pictures of the stuff I got from Brian.







Meyle Fender Protector
Karl Strauss Brewery T-Shirt
Poon-Tangs Sportswear T-Shirt
Front Page Mag T-Shirt
Solved Rubix Cube
Black & Decker AutoWrench
No-Rust Shield
Zombie Survival playing cards
Chrome Skull door locks!
Zip tie
Very large tactical knife
Scraper
Crown Royal bag
One Million Recipes CD
One Rial note
100 Baisa note
Keychain
Visa Rewards car with a whopping 66 cents on it!
Bumper stickers
An awesome 1:72 die-cast Z4 model
Really cool BMW clock
A few Playboys (you know, for the articles)
Cheaper Than Dirt weapons catalog


Thanks Brian, this'll keep me entertained for quite a while!

Am I the only one that saw porn as a recurring theme here?

[ahab]

It has suffered the trip from South Dakota and I think it likes it here.
1/2 hour later and I'm entertaining guests, (not by choice) and trying to get to my box and dealing with a wife who has the WORSE case of PMS I've ever seen yet and its our anniversary. YES, I know its a run-on sentence. . .GTFO.

In that case we'll overlook the "worst" of the grammatical errors...

[oldskool]

It has suffered the trip from South Dakota and I think it likes it here.
1/2 hour later and I'm entertaining guests, (not by choice) and trying to get to my box and dealing with a wife who has the WORSE case of PMS I've ever seen yet and its our anniversary. YES, I know its a run-on sentence. . .GTFO.

In that case we'll overlook the "worst" of the grammatical errors...

I am going to kick, you're ass irregardless Ahab.

[Brian in TN]

Nik. Those tshirts are re-gifts. Oldskool sent em to me earlier this year. The size is a bit too small for my stature.
Enjoy the gift card.

[oldskool]

Pics are worth a thousand words:


NO WAY! DC is too good for Bimmerguy2002

The Goods. How Davintosh fit this much schwag into one box is a Christmas miracle!

Me and a friend sharing a beer.

He took a sip when I went to the bathroom. What a pig!


The list:
1/2 a coffee cup, foam ear plugs, Hartge valve stem caps, moon pies, a WEIRD magnet, a 10 groshen coin, 2 pence, 50 colonese, free cone coin from dairy queen, an English pound, church pin, mind-flex toy to solve, Chuck E. Cheese token, India pale ale lip balm, (yep), 2 Sheaffer pens, 1 LGBT pride pen:shock:, mouse trap, a toy chicken riding an egg beater, potato gun, peanut brittle, paddle ball game, Sault Ste Marie beer mug, a cork, harmonica, gorilla grip gloves, Madonna-type headset, Citroen toy car, Polka and Danen Kane CDs, screwdriver bottle opener, broken BMW key, a t-shirt, a hat, VW drink coasters and finally, a fine damn bottle of Santa's Butt winter porter! Whew.

Thanks D.T.!

[ahab]

Pics are worth a thousand words

I'd steer clear of the chapstick.

[ahab]

The list:
1/2 a coffee cup, foam ear plugs, Hartge valve stem caps, moon pies, a WEIRD magnet, a 10 groshen coin, 2 pence, 50 colonese, free cone coin from dairy queen, an English pound, church pin, mind-flex toy to solve, Chuck E. Cheese token, India pale ale lip balm, (yep), 2 Sheaffer pens, 1 LGBT pride pen:shock:, mouse trap, a toy chicken riding an egg beater, potato gun, peanut brittle, paddle ball game, Sault Ste Marie beer mug, a cork, harmonica, gorilla grip gloves, Madonna-type headset, Citroen toy car, Polka and Danen Kane CDs, screwdriver bottle opener, broken BMW key, a t-shirt, a hat, VW drink coasters and finally, a fine damn bottle of Santa's Butt winter porter! Whew.

Thanks D.T.!

For some reason the Tubes just popped into my head. Anyone else remember "What Do You Want From Live"?

Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?

Fuck that was a good band.

[Duke]

Pics are worth a thousand words

No shit.....whats with the nails emo?

[Karl Grau]

So has everyone been accounted for? Did anyone not get their package?

[oldskool]

Pics are worth a thousand words

No shit.....whats with the nails emo?

It's a trick! Look at my dirty, little gun too!

[davintosh]

So has everyone been accounted for? Did anyone not get their package?

I just went through the list, and it looks like everybody got theirs; SUCCESS!

Pics are worth a thousand words

No shit.....whats with the nails emo?

And he tried to get us to believe it was a bunch of ne'er-do-wells that snuck into his hotel room & painted his toenails black.

The Goods. How Davintosh fit this much schwag into one box is a Christmas miracle!

It took a few tries, and I had to hold back a few things. I'm too cheap to send a bigger box.

The list:
1/2 a coffee cup, foam ear plugs, Hartge valve stem caps, moon pies, a WEIRD magnet, a 10 groshen coin, 2 pence, 50 colonese, free cone coin from dairy queen, an English pound, church pin, mind-flex toy to solve, Chuck E. Cheese token, India pale ale lip balm, (yep), 2 Sheaffer pens, 1 LGBT pride pen , mouse trap, a toy chicken riding an egg beater, potato gun, peanut brittle, paddle ball game, Sault Ste Marie beer mug, a cork, harmonica, gorilla grip gloves, Madonna-type headset, Citroen toy car, Polka and Danen Kane CDs, screwdriver bottle opener, broken BMW key, a t-shirt, a hat, VW drink coasters and finally, a fine damn bottle of Santa's Butt winter porter! Whew.

Thanks D.T.!

You're welcome! BTW, that Dairy Queen wooden nickel is only good at the Sioux Falls Dairy Queen shops; when presented at my house it's also redeemable for dinner & a beer, then we'll go out for ice cream.

[Cactus]

For some reason the Tubes just popped into my head. Anyone else remember "What Do You Want From Live"?
Fuck that was a good band.

Nope, never heard of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8nGNbk7oQ


My mom has always been a huge fan of the Tubes, listened to these guys a lot growing up.