Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots? NSFW

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Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots?

Yes, Kyle is the biggest A-hole I have never met...
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19%
I have met Kyle, and I still think he is the biggest A-hole evar!
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35%
No, Kyle is as soft and cuddy as Teddy Ruxpin, but you can't stuff a cassette tape in his butt....
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46%
 
Total votes: 57

Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy »

Asshole, hmmm? A new event for 5erFest? Break out the cards!

Jeremy
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Post by Kyle in NO »

Geerhed wrote:Nah, Kyle, just others are idiots.
I'm waiting for the day when you make it up to the Great NorthEast. You'll have a place to stay and plenty of beer to drink.

If you can stand our accents, that is!
Don't I just need to say "eh" after everything....like "I'm so effing drunk, eh?" I should blend right in...
johnnye23 wrote:...and no Kyle you can't date my daughter when she turns 18.
Damn! I can't believe I've wasted all this time hanging out with your old ass then! Shoulda given me a hint a while back!
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Post by Geerhed »

No, the "eh" business is Canada. Around here, you'd say "I'm wicked drunk. Somebody get me a bee-ah."
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Post by Kyle in NO »

:laugh:
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Post by Tim in N FL »

JoshInAtlanta wrote:Keep it real, asshole!
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You da man, Kyle :pimp:
However, I'm sure there are some here who might suggest that you would not last 5 minutes in combat... ;)
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Post by rlomba8204 »

I am tired, but what is the difference between choice 1 and choice 2. I don't think the ballot is clear.

That issue notwithstanding, there's no doubt that you are an asshole. People think I am an asshole too at times. I wouldn't worry about it. I don't. I sleep like the dead at night.
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Post by Kenny Blankenship »

Is this supposed to a rhetorical question?
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Post by vance »

No doubt # 2. I'm convinced this is Kyle's song. :banana:

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Post by Kyle in NO »

rlomba8204 wrote:I am tired, but what is the difference between choice 1 and choice 2. I don't think the ballot is clear.

That issue notwithstanding, there's no doubt that you are an asshole. People think I am an asshole too at times. I wouldn't worry about it. I don't. I sleep like the dead at night.
#1 says you've never met me, #2 says you have!
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Post by Brian in TN »

Kyle in NO wrote:If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!
Quote of the century!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Hope you dont mind Kyle...Im gonna steal that line
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Post by Brad D. »

Brian in TN wrote:
Kyle in NO wrote:If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!
Quote of the century!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Hope you dont mind Kyle...Im gonna steal that line
Ya, that is a pretty special quote. And BTW Kyle, you're an asshole. :rofl:
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Post by Mike W. »

If Kyle is king asshole, I'm around the wrong people, I voted teddy bear ;) He's just, shall we say, confident in his views. :rofl:
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Post by winfred »

if you get to be king asshole can i be lord chamberlain dickhead, maybe prince fuckwad
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Post by Duke »

FastFiver wrote:I dunno, is Duke still on here?
Yes, dick-lips.
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Post by Kyle in NO »

Duke wrote:
FastFiver wrote:I dunno, is Duke still on here?
Yes, dick-lips.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

We will have to divide and conquer Sir Duke...
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Post by eurowannabe »

Go to Kyles first post in this thread and vote again. It's amazing how many of these types of posts I've seen from him.


This is what I'm talking about! http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=54573

All this after Shawn had already provided details about 5erfest and the location issues. So, Kyle do you really think your posting was needed? It looks like you take every opportunity to bash people, which make me believe that you're an angry young man desperate to get laid!

...you know how I'm voting.....and after yesterday I know of several others that PM'd me with a pat on the back, that think the same way! A little more thinking and a lot less posting of abusive bullshit and even more people would find something positive in you....besides your vast E28 know-how.

Lighten up, life is too short!
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Post by shagrath »

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!

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Post by rlomba8204 »

Kyle in NO wrote:
rlomba8204 wrote:I am tired, but what is the difference between choice 1 and choice 2. I don't think the ballot is clear.

That issue notwithstanding, there's no doubt that you are an asshole. People think I am an asshole too at times. I wouldn't worry about it. I don't. I sleep like the dead at night.
#1 says you've never met me, #2 says you have!
Wow. I think I need reading glasses. :oops: I am going to go hide in the corner with VacoTaco for a while . . . .
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Post by Kyle in NO »

eurowannabe wrote:Go to Kyles first post in this thread and vote again. It's amazing how many of these types of posts I've seen from him.


This is what I'm talking about! http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=54573

All this after Shawn had already provided details about 5erfest and the location issues. So, Kyle do you really think your posting was needed? It looks like you take every opportunity to bash people, which make me believe that you're an angry young man desperate to get laid!

...you know how I'm voting.....and after yesterday I know of several others that PM'd me with a pat on the back, that think the same way! A little more thinking and a lot less posting of abusive bullshit and even more people would find something positive in you....besides your vast E28 know-how.

Lighten up, life is too short!

Dude, you are taking this stuff wayyyyy to seriously...did you even read the voting options? :roll: I'll bet you and all of you your "back patters" have never met me or so much as even talked to me. All you are going by is what you misconstrue as "internet tough guy" language, which 99% of is tongue in cheek. Yep, I'm an angry young man alright.... :laugh: Are you on some kind of low-humor diet?
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Post by eurowannabe »

If your slams are supposed to be tongue-in-cheek you need to be more obvious because when you write crap like this it doesn't come across that way! Throw in a few smiley faces to indicate your intent, that would help people in making the right impression of your commentary.


FYI, at least one of the people that PM'd me does know you, (not sure about the other 2) so....you've made an impression with them too. :roll:

You seem like a pretty smart kid, I know you can figure out a better way to make your point than using abusive terms with the members here. You can disagree with anyone you want, all I ask is that you think about what your posting will sound like if someone you don't know is reading it. My guess is you'll look and sound a lot smarter than some of your recent post have indicated.

Life's too short to go through it angry to the point of explosion, go get laid....quick......or go bust a few caps, that is always a good stress reliever! ;)
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Post by Brian in TN »

I will vouch for Kyle being a super guy and an extreme smartass. Its all tongue-cheek. If youve met him, you would get it.
Just laugh about it and dont be so uptight.
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Post by BMWgiant »

Kyle in NO wrote: I sincerely doubt he was trying to make the point you suggest...you, Blake are stupid for even attempting to drive the conversation in that direction.
Kyle in NO wrote:
BMWgiant wrote:blah blah blah
I am now convinced....you are a dumbass. YOU are the one who started this whole shitstorm...oh, right, it was just a joke. :evil:

Just damn it all....
I know the posts by you above, aimed toward me, pissed me off just the other day. I found them very blunt and a VERY assholey thing to go name calling. Even when I PMed you, asking for you to show some respect to somebody that you HAVE met and WILL meet again, you responded with some more asshole remarks with no apology. It's not even worth arguing. To answer your question, you ARE an asshole. BUT, I still have respect for you, and your vast knowledge of cars, especially the E28. I've used your help many times in the past and am sure I will be using it again. Some people are just assholes, like my brother, but I've learned to live with him! In person, I liked you, on the forums, you are a douche!
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Post by disco stu »

for the life of me i cant think of any other hole thats better than an asshole. :laugh:
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Post by BMWgiant »

disco stu wrote:for the life of me i cant think of any other hole thats better than an asshole. :laugh:
That's good for you.. Nice of you to come public with that.. I Iike vaginas myself! :roll:
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Post by disco stu »

BMWgiant wrote:
disco stu wrote:for the life of me i cant think of any other hole thats better than an asshole. :laugh:
That's good for you.. I Iike vaginas myself! :roll:
vaginas are more or of a slit.

lets dont start this debate up again
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Post by djazz »

Uh , Kyle? Just what's your point here? It's the A-Holes that keep me coming back to this site. If it wasn't for you and other assholes, this would be bmwvortex or something.

Hell, I think most of the originals are or have been assholes at least some of the time. It is a badge of honor and part of our collective MyE28.com personality.

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Post by C.R. Krieger »

Brian in TN wrote:I will vouch for Kyle being a super guy and an extreme smartass.
*Ahem!*

One word; always capitalized: 'Smartass©'

Don't start with me or I'll set up my own poll ... :dead:
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Post by shagrath »

disco stu wrote:
BMWgiant wrote:
disco stu wrote:for the life of me i cant think of any other hole thats better than an asshole. :laugh:
That's good for you.. I Iike vaginas myself! :roll:
vaginas are more or of a slit.

lets dont start this debate up again
Yeah but I wouldn't go around here saying you like poop-chutes, man. Outsiders may question the overall orientation of the forum... like "MyGayE28.com" or something. ;)
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Post by disco stu »

woman have them too, it would be that individuals homosexual mentality assuming i meant males ;)
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Post by shagrath »

disco stu wrote:woman have them too, it would be that individuals homosexual mentality assuming i meant males ;)
Tis, true. Just looking at it from an outsiders' point of view. Can you imagine, though? :laugh:
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