Three-Word Story

[Brian in TN]

of Melanias gooch

[1st 5er]

while the rest

[86GT635]

stirred almost silently

[Mike W.]

in disbelief while

[Johnled]

we pulled together.

[John in VA]

in the ghetto

[Mike W.]

drinking German Beer.

[dcains]

The President-elect then

[Mike W.]

started cackling hysterically

[dcains]

and tweeting maniacally

[oldskool]

about grabbing pussies

[dcains]

and evading taxes

[shawnoc]

But alas, now

[tig]

Seahawks will win.

[bkbimmer]

Many head injuries

[oldskool]

brought on by

[dcains]

anti-Trump protestors

[oldskool]

swinging Chinese made

[tig]

Gronk's punctured lung

[1st 5er]

seem oddly placed

[tig]

thanksgiving turkey dinner

[vandiesel]

Came up quickly

[1st 5er]

"shift-key" and "punctuation"

[BuzzBomb]

Shoved up millennial's

[1st 5er]

not paying attention