My feelings about Beamters

[TheLazyDog]

Dearest Beamters,

I have found a letter that describes all the feelings and appreciations I have for you. It may not seem like it for the first 15 minutes or so of reading, but please take the time to thoroughly read and reread the whole literature to fully understand. Then you may take the rest of the night off. Thank you.




Microsoft Windows XP Professional

END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User
License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you
(either an individual or a single entity) and Microsoft
Corporation for the Microsoft software product identified above,
which includes computer software and may include associated
media, printed materials, "online" or electronic documentation,
and Internet-based services ("Product"). An amendment or
addendum to this EULA may accompany the Product. YOU AGREE TO BE
BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS EULA BY
INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE
PRODUCT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL
OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR
PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

1. GRANT OF LICENSE. Microsoft grants you the following rights
provided that you comply with all terms and conditions of
this EULA:

* Installation and use. You may install, use, access,
display and run one copy of the Product on a single
computer, such as a workstation, terminal or other device
("Workstation Computer"). The Product may not be used
by more than two (2) processors at any one time on any
single Workstation Computer. You may permit a maximum
of ten (10) computers or other electronic devices (each
a "Device") to connect to the Workstation Computer to
utilize the services of the Product solely for File and
Print services, Internet Information Services, and remote
access (including connection sharing and telephony
services). The ten connection maximum includes any
indirect connections made through "multiplexing" or other
software or hardware which pools or aggregates
connections. Except as otherwise permitted by the
NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and Remote Desktop
features described below, you may not use the Product
to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other
executable software residing on the Workstation Computer,
nor may you permit any Device to use, access, display,
or run the Product or Product's user interface, unless
the Device has a separate license for the Product.

* Mandatory Activation. The license rights granted under this
EULA are limited to the first thirty (30) days after
you first install the Product unless you supply
information required to activate your licensed copy in
the manner described during the setup sequence of the
Product. You can activate the Product through the use
of the Internet or telephone; toll charges may apply.
You may also need to reactivate the Product if you modify
your computer hardware or alter the Product. There are
technological measures in this Product that are designed
to prevent unlicensed or illegal use of the Product.
You agree that we may use those measures.

* Storage/Network Use. You may also store or install a copy
of the Product on a storage device, such as a network
server, used only to install or run the Product on your
other Workstation Computers over an internal network;
however, you must acquire and dedicate an additional
license for each separate Workstation Computer on or
from which the Product is installed, used, accessed,
displayed or run. A license for the Product may not be
shared or used concurrently on different Workstation
Computers.

* Reservation of Rights. Microsoft reserves all rights not
expressly granted to you in this EULA.

2. UPGRADES. To use a Product identified as an upgrade, you must
first be licensed for the product identified by Microsoft
as eligible for the upgrade. After upgrading, you may no
longer use the product that formed the basis for your
upgrade eligibility.

3. ADDITIONAL SOFTWARE/SERVICES. This EULA
applies to updates, supplements, add-on components,
or Internet-based services components, of the Product that
Microsoft may provide to you or make available to you after
the date you obtain your initial copy of the Product,
unless we provide other terms along with the update,
supplement, add-on component, or Internet-based services
component. Microsoft reserves the right to discontinue any
Internet-based services provided to you or made available
to you through the use of the Product. This EULA does not
grant you any rights to use the Windows Media Format
Software Development Kit ("WMFSDK") components contained
in the Product to develop a software application that uses
Windows Media technology. If you wish to use the WMFSDK
to develop such an application, visit
http://msdn.microsoft.com/workshop/imed ... /wmsdk.asp,
accept a separate license for the WMFSDK, download the
appropriate WMFSDK, and install it on your system.

4. TRANSFER-Internal. You may move the Product to a different
Workstation Computer. After the transfer, you must
completely remove the Product from the former Workstation
Computer. Transfer to Third Party. The initial user of the
Product may make a one-time transfer of the Product to
another end user. The transfer has to include all
component parts, media, printed materials, this EULA, and
if applicable, the Certificate of Authenticity. The
transfer may not be an indirect transfer, such as a
consignment. Prior to the transfer, the end user receiving
the transferred Product must agree to all the EULA terms.
No Rental. You may not rent, lease, lend or provide
commercial hosting services to third parties with the
Product.

5. LIMITATION ON REVERSE ENGINEERING,
DECOMPILATION, AND DISASSEMBLY. You may
not reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble the
Product, except and only to the extent that it is expressly
permitted by applicable law notwithstanding this
limitation.

6. TERMINATION. Without prejudice to any other rights, Microsoft
may cancel this EULA if you do not abide by the terms and
conditions of this EULA, in which case you must destroy all
copies of the Product and all of its component parts.

7. DESCRIPTION OF OTHER RIGHTS AND
LIMITATIONS.

* NetMeeting/Remote Assistance/Remote Desktop Features. The
Product contains NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and
Remote Desktop technologies that enable the Product or
other applications installed on the Workstation Computer
to be used remotely between two or more computers, even
if the Product or application is installed on only one
Workstation Computer. You may use NetMeeting, Remote
Assistance, and Remote Desktop with all Microsoft products;
provided however, use of these technologies with
certain Microsoft products may require an additional
license. For Microsoft and non-Microsoft products, you
should consult the license agreement accompanying the
applicable product or contact the applicable licensor
to determine whether use of NetMeeting, Remote
Assistance, or Remote Desktop is permitted without an
additional license.

* Consent to Use of Data. You agree that Microsoft and its
affiliates may collect and use technical information
gathered in any manner as part of the product support
services provided to you, if any, related to the Product.
Microsoft may use this information solely to improve
our products or to provide customized services or
technologies to you. Microsoft may disclose this
information to others, but not in a form that personally
identifies you.

* Internet Gaming/Update Features. If you choose to utilize
the Internet gaming or update features within the
Product, it is necessary to use certain computer system,
hardware, and software information to implement the
features. By using these features, you explicitly
authorize Microsoft or its designated agent to access
and utilize the necessary information for Internet gaming
and/or updating purposes. Microsoft may use this
information solely to improve our products or to provide
customized services or technologies to you. Microsoft
may disclose this information to others, but not in a
form that personally identifies you.

* Internet-Based Services Components. The Product contains
components that enable and facilitate the use of certain
Internet-based services. You acknowledge and agree that
Microsoft may automatically check the version of the
Product and/or its components that you are utilizing
and may provide upgrades or fixes to the Product that
will be automatically downloaded to your Workstation
Computer.

* Security Updates. Content providers are using the digital
rights management technology ("Microsoft DRM") contained
in this Product to protect the integrity of their content
("Secure Content") so that their intellectual property,
including copyright, in such content is not misappropriated. Owners of
such Secure Content ("Secure Content Owners") may, from
time to time, request Microsoft to provide security
related updates to the Microsoft DRM components of the
Product ("Security Updates") that may affect your ability
to copy, display and/or play Secure Content through
Microsoft software or third party applications that
utilize Microsoft DRM. You therefore agree that, if
you elect to download a license from the Internet which
enables your use of Secure Content, Microsoft may, in
conjunction with such license, also download onto your
computer such Security Updates that a Secure Content
Owner has requested that Microsoft distribute. Microsoft
will not retrieve any personally identifiable
information, or any other information, from your computer
by downloading such Security Updates.

8. NOT FOR RESALE SOFTWARE. Product
identified as "Not for Resale" or "NFR," may not be resold,
transferred or used for any purpose other than
demonstration, test or evaluation.

9. ACADEMIC EDITION SOFTWARE. To use
Product identified as "Academic Edition" or "AE," you must
be a "Qualified Educational User." For qualification-
related questions, please contact the Microsoft Sales
Information Center/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA 98052-6399
or the Microsoft subsidiary serving your country.

10. EXPORT RESTRICTIONS.
You acknowledge that the Product is of U.S. origin and
subject to U.S. export jurisdiction. You agree to comply
with all applicable international and national laws that
apply to the Product, including the U.S. Export
Administration Regulations, as well as end-user, end-use,
and destination restrictions issued by U.S. and other
governments. For additional information see
<http://www.microsoft.com/exporting/>.

11. LIMITED WARRANTY FOR PRODUCT ACQUIRED IN
THE US AND CANADA.

Microsoft warrants that the Product will perform
substantially in accordance with the accompanying
materials for a period of ninety days from the date of
receipt.

If an implied warranty or condition is created by
your state/jurisdiction and federal or state/provincial law
prohibits disclaimer of it, you also have an implied
warranty or condition, BUT ONLY AS
TO DEFECTS DISCOVERED DURING THE PERIOD
OF THIS LIMITED WARRANTY (NINETY DAYS).
AS TO ANY DEFECTS DISCOVERED AFTER THE
NINETY (90) DAY PERIOD, THERE IS NO
WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND.
Some states/jurisdictions do not allow limitations on how
long an implied warranty or condition lasts, so the above
limitation may not apply to you.

Any supplements or updates to the Product, including without
limitation, any (if any) service packs or hot fixes
provided to you after the expiration of the ninety day
Limited Warranty period are not covered by any warranty or
condition, express, implied or statutory.

LIMITATION ON REMEDIES; NO CONSEQUENTIAL
OR OTHER DAMAGES. Your exclusive remedy for any breach
of this Limited Warranty is as set forth below. Except
for any refund elected by Microsoft, YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED
TO ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT
LIMITED TO CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, if
the Product does not meet Microsoft's Limited Warranty,
and, to the maximum extent allowed by applicable law, even
if any remedy fails of its essential purpose. The terms
of Section 13 below ("Exclusion of Incidental,
Consequential and Certain Other Damages") are also
incorporated into this Limited Warranty. Some states/
jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation
of incidental or consequential damages, so the above
limitation or exclusion may not apply to you. This
Limited Warranty gives you specific legal rights. You
may have others which vary from state/jurisdiction to
state/jurisdiction. YOUR EXCLUSIVE REMEDY. Microsoft's
and its suppliers' entire liability and your exclusive
remedy shall be, at Microsoft's option from time to time
exercised subject to applicable law, (a) return of the
price paid (if any) for the Product, or (b) repair or
replacement of the Product, that does not meet this
Limited Warranty and that is returned to Microsoft with
a copy of your receipt. You will receive the remedy
elected by Microsoft without charge, except that you are
responsible for any expenses you may incur (e.g. cost of
shipping the Product to Microsoft). This Limited Warranty
is void if failure of the Product has resulted from
accident, abuse, misapplication, abnormal use or a virus.
Any replacement Product will be warranted for the
remainder of the original warranty period or thirty (30)
days, whichever is longer. Outside the United States or
Canada, neither these remedies nor any product support
services offered by Microsoft are available without proof
of purchase from an authorized international source. To
exercise your remedy, contact: Microsoft, Attn. Microsoft
Sales Information Center/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA
98052-6399, or the Microsoft subsidiary serving
your country.

LIMITED WARRANTY FOR PRODUCT ACQUIRED
OUTSIDE THE US or CANADA.
FOR THE LIMITED WARRANTIES AND SPECIAL
PROVISIONS PERTAINING TO YOUR PARTICULAR
JURISDICTION, PLEASE REFER TO YOUR WARRANTY
BOOKLET INCLUDED WITH THIS PACKAGE OR
PROVIDED WITH THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT
PRINTED MATERIALS.

12. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES. The Limited
Warranty that appears above is the only express warranty
made to you and is provided in lieu of any other express
warranties (if any) created by any documentation,
packaging, or other communications. Except for the Limited
Warranty and to the maximum extent permitted by applicable
law, Microsoft and its suppliers provide the Product and
support services (if any) AS IS AND WITH ALL FAULTS, and
hereby disclaim all other warranties and conditions, either
express, implied or statutory, including, but not limited
to, any (if any) implied warranties, duties or conditions
of merchantability, of fitness for a particular purpose,
of reliability or availability, of accuracy or completeness
of responses, of results, of workmanlike effort, of lack
of viruses, and of lack of negligence, all with regard to
the Product, and the provision of or failure to provide
support or other services, information, software, and
related content through the Product or otherwise arising
out of the use of the Product. ALSO, THERE IS NO WARRANTY
OR CONDITION OF TITLE, QUIET ENJOYMENT,
QUIET POSSESSION, CORRESPONDENCE TO
DESCRIPTION OR NON-INFRINGEMENT WITH
REGARD TO THE PRODUCT.

13. EXCLUSION OF INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL
AND CERTAIN OTHER DAMAGES. TO THE
MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE
LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL MICROSOFT OR ITS
SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL,
INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, INDIRECT, OR
CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER
(INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES
FOR LOSS OF PROFITS OR CONFIDENTIAL OR
OTHER INFORMATION, FOR BUSINESS
INTERRUPTION, FOR PERSONAL INJURY, FOR
LOSS OF PRIVACY, FOR FAILURE TO MEET
ANY DUTY INCLUDING OF GOOD FAITH OR OF
REASONABLE CARE, FOR NEGLIGENCE, AND
FOR ANY OTHER PECUNIARY OR OTHER LOSS
WHATSOEVER) ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY
WAY RELATED TO THE USE OF OR INABILITY
TO USE THE PRODUCT, THE PROVISION OF
OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE SUPPORT OR OTHER
SERVICES, INFORMATON, SOFTWARE, AND
RELATED CONTENT THROUGH THE PRODUCT OR
OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THE
PRODUCT, OR OTHERWISE UNDER OR IN
CONNECTION WITH ANY PROVISION OF THIS
EULA, EVEN IN THE EVENT OF THE FAULT,
TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), STRICT
LIABILITY, BREACH OF CONTRACT OR BREACH
OF WARRANTY OF MICROSOFT OR ANY
SUPPLIER, AND EVEN IF MICROSOFT OR ANY
SUPPLIER HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE
POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

14. LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES. You may link
to third party sites through the use of the Product. The
third party sites are not under the control of Microsoft,
and Microsoft is not responsible for the contents of any
third party sites, any links contained in third party
sites, or any changes or updates to third party sites.
Microsoft is not responsible for webcasting or any other
form of transmission received from any third party sites.
Microsoft is providing these links to third party sites to
you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link
does not imply an endorsement by Microsoft of the third
party site.

15. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND REMEDIES.
Notwithstanding any damages that you might incur for any
reason whatsoever (including, without limitation, all
damages referenced above and all direct or general
damages), the entire liability of Microsoft and any of its
suppliers under any provision of this EULA and your
exclusive remedy for all of the foregoing (except for any
remedy of repair or replacement elected by Microsoft with
respect to any breach of the Limited Warranty) shall be
limited to the greater of the amount actually paid by you
for the Product or U.S.$5.00. The foregoing limitations,
exclusions and disclaimers (including Sections 11, 12 and
13 above) shall apply to the maximum extent permitted by
applicable law, even if any remedy fails its
essential purpose.

16. U.S. GOVERNMENT LICENSE RIGHTS. All
Product provided to the U.S. Government pursuant to
solicitations issued on or after December 1, 1995 is
provided with the commercial license rights and
restrictions described elsewhere herein. All Product
provided to the U.S. Government pursuant to solicitations
issued prior to December 1, 1995 is provided with
"Restricted Rights" as provided for in FAR, 48 CFR 52.227-14
(JUNE 1987) or DFAR, 48 CFR 252.227-7013 (OCT 1988),
as applicable.

17. APPLICABLE LAW. If you acquired this Product in the United
States, this EULA is governed by the laws of the State of
Washington. If you acquired this Product in Canada, unless
expressly prohibited by local law, this EULA is governed
by the laws in force in the Province of Ontario, Canada;
and, in respect of any dispute which may arise hereunder,
you consent to the jurisdiction of the federal and
provincial courts sitting in Toronto, Ontario. If this
Product was acquired outside the United States, then local
law may apply.

18. ENTIRE AGREEMENT. This EULA (including
any addendum or amendment to this EULA which is included
with the Product) are the entire agreement between you and
Microsoft relating to the Product and the support services
(if any) and they supersede all prior or contemporaneous
oral or written communications, proposals and
representations with respect to the Product or any other
subject matter covered by this EULA. To the extent the
terms of any Microsoft policies or programs for support
services conflict with the terms of this EULA, the terms
of this EULA shall control.

19. The Product is protected by copyright and other intellectual
property laws and treaties. Microsoft or its suppliers own
the title, copyright, and other intellectual property
rights in the Product. The Product is licensed, not sold.

Si vous avez acquis votre produit Microsoft au CANADA, la
garantie limitée suivante vous concerne :

GARANTIE LIMITÉE

Microsoft garantit que le Produit fonctionnera conformément aux
documents qui l'accompagnent pendant une période de 90 jours
suivant la date de réception.

Si une garantie ou condition implicite est créée par votre État
ou votre territoire et qu'une loi fédérale, provinciale ou
étatique en interdit le déni, vous jouissez également d'une
garantie ou condition implicite,
MAIS UNIQUEMENT POUR LES DÉFAUTS DÉCOUVERTS
DURANT LA PÉRIODE DE LA PRÉSENTE GARANTIE
LIMITÉE (QUATRE-VINGT-DIX JOURS). IL N'Y A
AUCUNE GARANTIE OU CONDITION DE QUELQUE
NATURE QUE CE SOIT QUANT AUX DÉFAUTS
DÉCOUVERTS APRÈS CETTE PÉRIODE DE QUATR
E-VINGT-DIX JOURS. Certains États ou territoires ne permettent
pas de limiter la durée d'une garantie ou condition implicite de
sorte que la limitation cidessus peut ne pas s'appliquer à vous.

Tous les suppléments ou toutes les mises à jour relatifs au
Produit, y compris notamment (le cas échéant), tous les ensembles
de services ou les réparations à chaud qui vous sont fournis
après l'expiration de la période de quatre-vingt-dix jours de la
garantie limitée ne sont pas couverts par quelque garantie ou
condition que ce soit, expresse,implicite ou en vertu de la loi.

LIMITATION DES RECOURS; ABSENCE DE DOMMAGES
INDIRECTS OU AUTRES. Votre recours exclusif pour toute violation
de la présente garantie limitée est décrit ci-après. Sauf pour
tout remboursement au choix de Microsoft, si le Produit ne
respecte pas la garantie limitée de Microsoft et, dans toute la
mesure permise par le droit applicable, même si tout recours
n'atteint pas son but essentiel, VOUS N'AVEZ DROIT À AUCUNS
DOMMAGES, NOTAMMENT DES DOMMAGES INDIRECTS.
Les modalités de la clause "Exclusion des dommages accessoires,
indirects et de certains autres dommages " sont également
incorporées à la présente garantie limitée. Certains États ou
territoires ne permettent pas l'exclusion ou la limitation des
dommages indirects ou accessoires de sorte que la limitation ou
l'exclusion ci-dessus peut ne pas s'appliquer à vous. La présente
garantie limitée vous donne des droits légaux spécifiques. Vous
pouvez avoir d'autres droits qui peuvent varier d'un territoire
ou d'un État à un autre. VOTRE RECOURS
EXCLUSIF. La responsabilité intégrale de Microsoft et de ses
fournisseurs et votre recours exclusif seront, selon le choix de
Microsoft de temps à autre sous réserve de toute loi applicable,
a) le remboursement du prix payé, le cas échéant, pour le Produit
ou b) la réparation ou le remplacement du Produit qui ne respecte
pas la présente garantie limitée et qui est retourné à Microsoft
avec une copie de votre reçu. Vous recevrez la compensation
choisie par Microsoft, sans frais, sauf que vous êtes responsable
des dépenses que vous pourriez engager (p. ex., les frais d'envoi
du Produit à Microsoft). La présente garantie limitée est nulle
si la défectuosité du Produit est causée par un accident, un
usage abusif, une mauvaise application, un usage anormal ou un
virus. Tout Produit de remplacement sera garanti pour le reste de
la période de garantie initiale ou pendant trente (30) jours,
selon la plus longue entre ces deux périodes. À l'extérieur
des États-Unis ou du Canada, ces recours ou l'un quelconque des
services de soutien technique offerts par Microsoft ne sont pas
disponibles sans preuve d'achat d'une source internationale
autorisée. Pour exercer votre recours, vous devez communiquer
avec Microsoft et vous adresser au Microsoft Sales
Information Center/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA 98052-6399, ou à
la filiale de Microsoft de votre pays.

DÉNI DE GARANTIES. La garantie limitée qui apparaît ci-dessus
constitue la seule garantie expresse qui vous est donnée et
remplace toutes autres garanties expresses (s'il en est)
mentionnées dans tout document, emballage ou autre communication.
Sauf en ce qui a trait à la garantie limitée et dans toute la
mesure permise par le droit applicable, le Produit et les
services de soutien technique (le cas échéant) sont fournis TELS
QUELS ET AVEC TOUS LEURS DÉFAUTS par
Microsoft et ses fournisseurs, lesquels par les présentes dénient
toutes autres garanties et conditions expresses, implicites ou en
vertu de la loi, y compris notamment (le cas échéant) les
garanties, devoirs ou conditions implicites de qualité marchande,
d'adaptation à une fin particulière, de fiabilité ou
disponibilité, d'exactitude ou d'exhaustivité des réponses, des
résultats, des efforts déployés selon les règles de l'art,
d'absence de virus et de négligence, le tout à l'égard du Produit
et de la prestation des services de soutien technique ou autres
services ou du défaut de fournir une telle prestation, de
l'information, du logiciel, et de tout contenu s'y rapportant à
travers le Produit ou autrement découlant de l'utilisation du
Produit. PAR AILLEURS, IL N'Y A AUCUNE
GARANTIE OU CONDITION QUANT AU TITRE DE
PROPRIÉTÉ, À LA JOUISSANCE OU LA POSSESSION
PAISIBLE, À LA CONCORDANCE À UNE DESCRIPTION
NI QUANT À UNE ABSENCE DE CONTREFAÇON
CONCERNANT LE PRODUIT.

EXCLUSION DES DOMMAGES ACCESSOIRES, INDIRECTS
ET DE CERTAINS AUTRES DOMMAGES. DANS TOUTE LA
MESURE PERMISE PAR LE DROIT APPLICABLE, EN
AUCUN CAS MICROSOFT OU SES FOURNISSEURS NE
SERONT RESPONSABLES DES DOMMAGES SPÉCIAUX,
ACCESSOIRES, EXEMPLAIRES OU INDIRECTS DE
QUELQUE NATURE QUE CE SOIT (Y COMPRIS
NOTAMMENT, LES DOMMAGES À L'ÉGARD DE LA PERTE
DE PROFITS OU DE LA DIVULGATION DE
RENSEIGNEMENTS CONFIDENTIELS OU AUTRES, DE
L'INTERRUPTION DES AFFAIRES, DE BLESSURES
CORPORELLES, DE LA VIOLATION DE LA VIE
PRIVÉE, DE L'OMISSION DE REMPLIR TOUT DEVOIR,
Y COMPRIS D'AGIR DE BONNE FOI OU D'EXERCER UN
SOIN RAISONNABLE, DE LA NÉGLIGENCE ET DE
TOUTE AUTRE PERTE PÉCUNIAIRE OU AUTRE PERTE
DE QUELQUE NATURE QUE CE SOIT) DÉCOULANT OU
SE RAPPORTANT DE QUELQUE MANIÈRE QUE CE SOIT
À L'UTILISATION DU PRODUIT OU À L'INCAPACITÉ
DE S'EN SERVIR, À LA PRESTATION DE SERVICES
DE SOUTIEN TECHNIQUE OU AUTRES SERVICES OU À
L'OMISSION D'UNE TELLE PRESTATION , À
L'INFORMATION, AU LOGICIEL ET À TOUT CONTENU
S'Y RAPPORTANT À TRAVERS LE PRODUIT OU
AUTREMENT DÉCOULANT DE L'UTILISATION DU
PRODUIT OU AUTREMENT AUX TERMES DE TOUTE
DISPOSITION DU PRÉSENT CONTRAT OU
RELATIVEMENT À UNE TELLE DISPOSITION, MÊME EN
CAS DE FAUTE, DE DÉLIT CIVIL (Y COMPRIS LA
NÉGLIGENCE), DE RESPONSABILITÉ STRICTE, DE
VIOLATION DE CONTRAT OU DE VIOLATION DE
GARANTIE DE MICROSOFT OU DE TOUT FOURNISSEUR
ET MÊME SI MICROSOFT OU TOUT FOURNISSEUR A
ÉTÉ AVISÉ DE LA POSSIBILITÉ DE TELS DOMMAGES.

LIMITATION DE RESPONSABILITÉ ET RECOURS.
Malgré les dommages que vous puissiez subir pour quelque motif
que ce soit (y compris notamment, tous les dommages susmentionnés
et tous les dommages directs ou généraux), la responsabilité
intégrale de Microsoft et de l'un ou l'autre de ses fournisseurs
aux termes de toute disposition du présent contrat et votre
recours exclusif à l'égard de tout ce qui précède (sauf en ce qui
concerne tout recours de réparation ou de remplacement choisi par
Microsoft à l'égard de tout manquement à la garantie limitée) se
limite au plus élevé entre les montants suivants : le montant que
vous avez réellement payé pour le Produit ou 5,00 $US. Les
limites, exclusions et dénis qui précèdent (y compris les clauses
ci-dessus), s'appliquent dans la toute la mesure permise par le
droit applicable, même si tout recours n'atteint pas son
but essentiel.

La présente Convention est régie par les lois de la province
d'Ontario, Canada. Vous reconnaissez irrévocablement par la
présente la compétence des tribunaux de la province d'Ontario et
consentez à instituer tout litige qui pourrait découler de la
présente auprès des tribunaux fédéraux ou provinciaux ayant
juridiction pour la ville de Toronto, province d'Ontario.


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[charter21p5]

The font size mod and additional text "Professional" is very entertaining.

[trevmmeister]

lol. really. why. just.. like, but why?