Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots? NSFW

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » Oct 22, 2008 6:30 PM

I seem to be acquiring the title of King Asshole around here lately, which I intend on wearing as a Badge of Honor! I also promise to rule over my "Lower Asshole" subjects with humility and compassion! Feel safe in that commitment...

What say you....A-hole?

JoshInAtlanta · Post by **JoshInAtlanta** » Oct 22, 2008 6:32 PM

Keep it real, asshole!

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » Oct 22, 2008 6:33 PM

Remember, I'm holding your E12 parts hostage!

FastFiver · Post by **FastFiver** » Oct 22, 2008 6:36 PM

I dunno, is Duke still on here?

Mark 88/M5 Houston · Post by **Mark 88/M5 Houston** » Oct 22, 2008 6:42 PM

I picked number two.

RonW · Post by **RonW** » Oct 22, 2008 6:42 PM

Kyle in NO wrote:Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots?

Can't both be true?

DaRedRocket · Post by **DaRedRocket** » Oct 22, 2008 6:57 PM

Kyle, I've never met you and I look forward to the day that I do...But judging from the time I've been on these boards, I don't think you're an asshole.

a · Post by a » Oct 22, 2008 7:13 PM

eff'em if they can't take a joke. Looking forward to partying with you in a parking lot beside a bunch of old cars in '09. You are one of the good guys.

Karl Grau · Post by **Karl Grau** » Oct 22, 2008 7:17 PM

FastFiver wrote:I dunno, is Duke still on here?

option00002 · Post by **option00002** » Oct 22, 2008 7:21 PM

You were certainly a patient, affable, and extremely helpful individual when I was first getting my e28 legs. So much so that you assisted me in purchasing a chip and rear diff.

That said go F- yourself you douchebag, a-hole!

-Landis

booker · Post by **booker** » Oct 22, 2008 7:23 PM

Besides "Shifty" Brad, I think I have known Kyle personally longer than anyone else here. Hell, I even lived with the sonofabitch for a while.

Kyle doesn't hold anything back, and that's the great thing about him. Call him an asshole if you like, but he's usually right. And I've never seen him not able to fix whatever mechanical thing that happens to be broken.

Aside from that, he's an intensely celibate, relatively cheap, usually hungry, somewhat immoral, always foul-mouthed, parts whore who wears giant shoes and has a knack for making even the most brazen of women blush.

I mean, come on! What's wrong with this picture?

Tammer in Philly · Post by **Tammer in Philly** » Oct 22, 2008 7:25 PM

Well put, Booker. You left out generous, though.

-tammer

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » Oct 22, 2008 7:41 PM

booker wrote: I mean, come on! What's wrong with this picture?

I haven't taken my pants off yet...that's what.

Bryan in SB · Post by **Bryan in SB** » Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM

What do they say?

Ohhh, yeah. You are what you eat?

A-Hole!

booker · Post by **booker** » Oct 22, 2008 7:49 PM

Bryan in SB wrote:What do they say?

Ohhh, yeah. You are what you eat?

A-Hole!

oof...

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » Oct 22, 2008 7:50 PM

If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Oct 22, 2008 7:55 PM

Kyle in NO wrote:Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots? NSFW

Will never know first hand about the "bitter".
But am positive part two is true.

C.J. · Post by **C.J.** » Oct 22, 2008 7:56 PM

Jeebus Kyle, with that and the other disturbing image already in my head involving a cassette tape and someone's backside, I'm gonna have to get roaring drunk tonight to get it all out of my head.

So yes, you are an asshole. Oh and thanks for the doorseal, it came in today.

Bryan in SB · Post by **Bryan in SB** » Oct 22, 2008 7:57 PM

If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

Uuuuuuh huuhhhhhhh(Sling Blade)

booker · Post by **booker** » Oct 22, 2008 8:01 PM

See? 8 new posts and NOT ONE person can tell me a single thing wrong with that picture.

The guy has class, pure and simple.

Can I get a hand here?

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Oct 22, 2008 8:04 PM

Kyle in NO wrote:If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

So what? You got a rubber neck or some really weird friend?

wkohler · Post by **wkohler** » Oct 22, 2008 8:05 PM

booker wrote:See? 8 new posts and NOT ONE person can tell me a single thing wrong with that picture.

Of course not. I took it.

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » Oct 22, 2008 8:05 PM

Two hats, corduroy jacket, "Where da Gold At?" shirt, pimp cup, ice cream, shitty drunk....looks pretty normal to me!

turbodan · Post by **turbodan** » Oct 22, 2008 8:05 PM

Bryan in SB wrote:
If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!
Uuuuuuh huuhhhhhhh(Sling Blade)

Mmmmm hmmmmm, you mean?

wkohler · Post by **wkohler** » Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM

turbodan wrote:
Bryan in SB wrote:
If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!
Uuuuuuh huuhhhhhhh(Sling Blade)
Mmmmm hmmmmm, you mean?

French Fried Potatoes, mmmmm hmmmm.

turbodan · Post by **turbodan** » Oct 22, 2008 8:09 PM

Shouldna done that, he was just a boy.

Mmmmm hmmmm

wkohler · Post by **wkohler** » Oct 22, 2008 8:11 PM

Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it. Mmmmm hmmmm.

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM

hmmmm hmmmmm him

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=m ... mb=0&aq=f#

Geerhed · Post by **Geerhed** » Oct 22, 2008 8:23 PM

Nah, Kyle, just others are idiots.
I'm waiting for the day when you make it up to the Great NorthEast. You'll have a place to stay and plenty of beer to drink.

If you can stand our accents, that is!

johnnye23 · Post by **johnnye23** » Oct 22, 2008 8:23 PM

I know if I need an answer in regards to an E28 Kyle is my first call. One of the best assholes I have met in my life , and no Kyle you can't date my daughter when she turns 18

Kyle= King of the assholes.

MyE28.com

MyE28.com

Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots? NSFW

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