FS: E32 Hood Struts - better than E23/24 AND SAAB!

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wkohler
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FS: E32 Hood Struts - better than E23/24 AND SAAB!

Post by wkohler »

Okay, okay. I know. You're bombarded with hood strut options. Should I get the ones that are designed for my car? The slightly longer units that still work properly? How about the struts that are strong enough to raise and support a Saab 900 hatch, and most likely exert too much pressure on the mounting points and quite possibly your chin? Hmmm.

Well, as usual, I have the answer. The E32 hood strut. With a free length just over 8", it is truly the optimal choice for bonnet buttressing.

You'll never have to worry about the far reaches of your motor compartment, or your heater blower motor. With a whopping 12" of clearance between the hood and core support at full extension, you can live the carefree lifestyle of which you've dreamed!

Mechanic piss you off recently? Now's your chance for some hilarious revenge. Simply mount a camera rear of the mirror and prepare to laugh and laugh! Haha! He'll never get to the plate on the back of the head!

We have operators standing by in other countries waiting to insult you with their butchering of your native language, so call now!
DaRedRocket
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Post by DaRedRocket »

wkohler wrote:Okay, okay. I know. You're bombarded with hood strut options. Should I get the ones that are designed for my car? The slightly longer units that still work properly? How about the struts that are strong enough to raise and support a Saab 900 hatch, and most likely exert too much pressure on the mounting points and quite possibly your chin? Hmmm.

Well, as usual, I have the answer. The E32 hood strut. With a free length just over 8", it is truly the optimal choice for bonnet buttressing.

You'll never have to worry about the far reaches of your motor compartment, or your heater blower motor. With a whopping 12" of clearance between the hood and core support at full extension, you can live the carefree lifestyle of which you've dreamed!

Mechanic piss you off recently? Now's your chance for some hilarious revenge. Simply mount a camera rear of the mirror and prepare to laugh and laugh! Haha! He'll never get to the plate on the back of the head!

We have operators standing by in other countries waiting to insult you with their butchering of your native language, so call now!
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D_Rumba01
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Post by D_Rumba01 »

:hysterical: a price would be nice ;)
JoshInAtlanta
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Post by JoshInAtlanta »

Bump.
alijonny
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Post by alijonny »

OMG INTERESTED!!!! what if I am the mechanic?
can I make mounts for tripling these up on each side? when i pop my hood I want it to just about hit me in the jaw but really won't because it only comes up less than a foot. Then I will have a raw giggle and wag my finger at that sonovagun wkholer.
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