A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me,
"You lazy thing! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around!
Get up off your fat butt and give her a break!"
I thought 'Stupid woman!' Took another swig from my beer can, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey woman and told her in no uncertain terms to push off and mind her own business.
I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.
After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought my wife a riding mower to show my senstive side.
I'm really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn.
Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us.
Just kidding guys, I mow my own lawn.