General conversations about BMW E28s and the people who own them.
tsmall07
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by tsmall07 Apr 09, 2012 11:26 AM
Shannon (fiance) went for a massage last week and got
Maria Calo as her masseuse. Shannon is sure that this person used to be a guy. I tend to agree, but I'm pretty sure you can't compete as a female body builder when you're really a guy. What do you guys say?
TSMacNeil
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by TSMacNeil Apr 09, 2012 11:30 AM
frightening...
LandCruzer94
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by LandCruzer94 Apr 09, 2012 11:42 AM
Wow...used to be.
vinceg101
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by vinceg101 Apr 09, 2012 11:58 AM
Is there another option?
davintosh
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by davintosh Apr 09, 2012 11:58 AM
Very frightening.
I say Photoshop.
tsmall07
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by tsmall07 Apr 09, 2012 12:15 PM
davintosh wrote: Very frightening.
I say Photoshop.
Unfortunately not.
Shannon has a business card to prove it.
ldsbeaker
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by ldsbeaker Apr 09, 2012 12:25 PM
vinceg101 wrote: Is there another option?
How about Kill, Bang, Marry?
Cactus
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by Cactus Apr 09, 2012 1:08 PM
Does it matter? I don't want to live in that house so I don't need to check the plumbing.
Corner Carver
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by Corner Carver Apr 09, 2012 1:15 PM
It could very well be a girl. Anabolic steroids are not friendly to female anatomy.
Mike W.
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by Mike W. Apr 09, 2012 1:23 PM
Cactus wrote: Does it matter? I don't want to live in that house so I don't need to check the plumbing.
Bingo. Some things I just don't want to know.
Bimmerguy2002
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by Bimmerguy2002 Apr 09, 2012 1:56 PM
Corner Carver wrote: It could very well be a girl. Anabolic steroids are not friendly to female anatomy.
shes a natural bodybuilder
vance
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by vance Apr 09, 2012 2:08 PM
Corner Carver wrote: It could very well be a girl. Anabolic steroids are not friendly to female anatomy.
Neither is HGH. Damn.
Vance
oldskool
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by oldskool Apr 09, 2012 2:24 PM
I would think twice about pimp-slappin' her.
cddallara
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by cddallara Apr 09, 2012 2:40 PM
Don't think I could sit (lay?) through a massage...
ianshafer
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by ianshafer Apr 09, 2012 2:54 PM
does she have an adam's apple?
we go to Arnold classic every year here in Columbus.
there are some freaky looking woMEN bodybuilders.
a
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by a Apr 09, 2012 4:15 PM
How tall is it? how big are its feet? size 12 shoes are a dead give away. She looks like Fabio with a barrette. Cross dressing and trans gender folk are different and their difference makes them targets. Some are just ridiculous. About 20 yrs ago, I read an article about trans-sexuals. One of the guys was a 50ish ' pot bellied guy with a cigar. In a dress and stockings , she looked like a potbellied 50ish guy in a dress. It role playing backwards , upside down, and inside out. Hey, whatever blows your skirt up.
Corner Carver
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by Corner Carver Apr 09, 2012 5:26 PM
a wrote: Hey, whatever blows your skirt up.
Oh please, noooo!
Jeremy
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by Jeremy Apr 09, 2012 6:07 PM
vance wrote: Corner Carver wrote: It could very well be a girl. Anabolic steroids are not friendly to female anatomy.
Neither is HGH. Damn.
Vance
Yea, that's my thinking as well. She may have natural lady-bits, but I'm betting her blood hormone levels aren't exactly "typical female".
Corner Carver wrote: a wrote: Hey, whatever blows your skirt up.
Oh please, noooo!
If that woman does Kegels along with her other exercises she might very well grab it and never it back!
Bimmerguy2002
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by Bimmerguy2002 Apr 09, 2012 6:35 PM
she has more testosterone than everyone in the thread combined
Nanajoth
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by Nanajoth Apr 09, 2012 9:10 PM
Looks like Anthony Kiedis.
freetoride
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by freetoride Apr 10, 2012 12:01 AM
If she bends over in that skirt, her balls will show!
1st 5er
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by 1st 5er Apr 10, 2012 7:50 PM
NO!!!
oldskool
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by oldskool Apr 10, 2012 7:56 PM
1st 5er wrote: NO!!!
She's only 5'4" Sherman. You could set your beer on her head but I doubt she'd like that. I think WE can take her though. . .
wkohler
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by wkohler Apr 10, 2012 7:57 PM
Why don't you just ask?
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by 1st 5er Apr 10, 2012 8:01 PM
nnarth212
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by nnarth212 Apr 11, 2012 8:55 PM
i bet she gives a hell of a hummer.
