Things my wife/girlfriends do to cheese me off

[oldskool]

We do not eat french fries in the car. They stink and make people fat. Eat them in a park surrounded by seagulls. You'll get my point and my car won't stink for days. Damn.
I know you're bitchy at the first of the month. So am I. If I point it out, laugh with me, don't try to come at me. I've fought bigger but probably not meaner downtown during a Reggae festival.
Stop spending my money. Your next husband may be rich but I don't want it to be because of ME!
I know the shower drips and makes you crazy. Why the hell do you think I haven't fixed it? I just want to see your definition of "crazy". I'm crazed too and here with you along for the ride. Makes me giggle.
Sure I start projects and don't finish them. Just when is that hoarder collection of yours going to be finished?
I know you deal with our children all day but I would trade that in a heartbeat for the brain-dead troglodytes I have to interact with on a daily basis on the outside. I could sit at home and watch Dora the Explorer. I actually like Dora. She understands me.

[Karl Grau]

[Jeremy]

Entry #52 into my log of "why I don't date".

[Bimmerguy2002]

Entry #52 into my log of "why I don't date".

i think they call that involuntary celibacy

[Cactus]

Involuntary celibacy... is there a cure for that?

[Mike W.]

I could sit at home and watch Dora the Explorer. I actually like Dora. She understands me.

What makes you think the women in your life don't in fact understand you, aren't just as smart or smarter than you are and aren't just pushing your buttons.

[Jeremy]

What makes you think the women in your life don't in fact understand you, aren't just as smart or smarter than you are and aren't just pushing your buttons.

Entry # 53 ...

[davintosh]

We do not eat french fries in the car. They stink and make people fat. Eat them in a park surrounded by seagulls. You'll get my point and my car won't stink for days. Damn.
I know you're bitchy at the first of the month. So am I. If I point it out, laugh with me, don't try to come at me. I've fought bigger but probably not meaner downtown during a Reggae festival.
Stop spending my money. Your next husband may be rich but I don't want it to be because of ME!
I know the shower drips and makes you crazy. Why the hell do you think I haven't fixed it? I just want to see your definition of "crazy". I'm crazed too and here with you along for the ride. Makes me giggle.
Sure I start projects and don't finish them. Just when is that hoarder collection of yours going to be finished?
I know you deal with our children all day but I would trade that in a heartbeat for the brain-dead troglodytes I have to interact with on a daily basis on the outside. I could sit at home and watch Dora the Explorer. I actually like Dora. She understands me.

This is why we dudes do cars; it gets us out of the house long enough for them to appreciate us, if only a little.

Involuntary celibacy... is there a cure for that?

No such thing. There is someone for everyone.

[booker]

Yeah.

Don't look at me when you decide to cook and totally fuck up dinner.

[1st 5er]

Had a bite this morning.

I need to get back to work.

[AlpinaE24]

Involuntary celibacy... is there a cure for that?

No such thing. There is someone for everyone.

[1st 5er]

Involuntary celibacy... is there a cure for that?

No such thing. There is someone for everyone.

[Retro Rust]

Involuntary celibacy... is there a cure for that?

No such thing. There is someone for everyone.

That last one is a photo shop. The first two, unfortunately are not....

[1st 5er]

On the internet = truth.

[TSMacNeil]

I like where this one is going...

[Eta power]

I like where this one is going...

A shitload of pictures of ugly dudes getting hitched to fat chicks?

[Bimmerguy2002]

You call that a forehead? Thats a fivehead

[Denver535is]

Love must really be blind.....or at least in need of "coke-bottle lenses".

[Cactus]

This thread makes voluntary celibacy look like a real good choice.

[Denver535is]

This is my dream girl.



I doubt I'd get upset with this one ----- EVER.

[oldskool]

Love must really be blind.....or at least in need of "coke-bottle lenses".

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No doubt.

[1st 5er]

Love must really be blind.....or at least in need of "coke-bottle lenses".

[img]carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/1079/1521/2695760282_large.jpg[/img]

No doubt.

Linky???

[bhopp]

Love must really be blind.....or at least in need of "coke-bottle lenses".

[img]carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/1079/1521/2695760282_large.jpg[/img]

No doubt.

[Mike W.]

Love must really be blind.....or at least in need of "coke-bottle lenses".

No doubt.

Fixed. That was a good one. I've got it saved somewhere.

[1st 5er]

I saw that and thought, .

[davintosh]

This is my dream girl.

Hold on; is she working on the car or holding it up?

I doubt I'd get upset with this one ----- EVER.

You forget, young Grasshopper, that gravity is a foe not to be taken lightly. In ~40 years those puppies will be swinging at waist level.

[oldskool]

We've finally corrupted Dave.
At least he doesn't use carburators an stuff. . .

[Denver535is]

Of course, if you lived in Egypt, you can apparently continue the relationship beyond "Till Death Do Us Part". Follow the link to be "wow'd".

Bleh.

Egypt_plans_husband_relations_after_death_of_wife

[Cooperman]

You call that a forehead? Thats a fivehead

Looks like Predator.

[oldskool]

Thought we might need to dust this puppy off.

Lemme start, . . .please.
Tonight I was supposed to be home by 6 so I could attend one of maybe, sixty functions up at the grade school for my youngest. I didn't make it. Upon passing texts, I suggested that my event coodinator and assistant be reprimanded heavily. Smirking, she agreed