MyE28.com post "Quotable of the Day"

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Apr 27, 2012 11:35 AM

It's early in the day, I know, but...

AlpinaE24 wrote:I just replaced all the soft lines on my e34 yesterday. The ones in the engine bay were original from 1990!

To whatever german thought it was a great idea to use the tamper proof/one time hose clamps I have two words.

Fuck you.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1013942#1013942

Post by **Jeremy** » Apr 28, 2012 12:17 PM

Not from MyE28, but I've seen similar sentiments and it deserves to be said!

Automatic transmissions are like women: there are a select few men who claim they understand how they work, but in reality, they are a complete mystery to all of us.

ahab · Post by **ahab** » Apr 30, 2012 10:32 PM

(I know my maf is backward)

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=104854

shagrath · Post by **shagrath** » May 11, 2012 1:39 PM

Badger wrote:I don't understand how people can be offended by nudity. Take the stick out your ass and enjoy the view.

Post by **Brad D.** » May 11, 2012 2:33 PM

wkohler wrote:Actually, the switch is not for the windows at all, but rather it blows the headgasket on whatever Duke is driving - bicycle or no.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=48031

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » May 14, 2012 9:57 AM

Brad D. wrote:
wkohler wrote:Actually, the switch is not for the windows at all, but rather it blows the headgasket on whatever Duke is driving - bicycle or no.
http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=48031

I thought he was back for a minute there...

From http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1020349#1020349

carnutdallas wrote: What Kind of engine does it have? What color is it? Do you finance?

Mab1957 · Post by **Mab1957** » May 14, 2012 4:56 PM

BATESY wrote:Found it. Motherfucker. Works perfect. probably will never brake again.

Thanks for all the replies and help

Chris

From feels like someone hit the brakes in boost ms1

Mab1957 · Post by **Mab1957** » May 15, 2012 8:03 AM

Kyle in NO wrote:I actually like having Matt around on the board. Too bad he doesn't know when to stop sometimes! Ah well...

FROMOn behalf of Matt Hernandez...for the DCollin WF fund

djazz · Post by **djazz** » May 17, 2012 12:22 AM

oldskool wrote:This may come as a shock to some but I've been thrown out of some of the nicest places this continent has to offer and even a few internet forums along the way as well.
I've learned more here than in all 7 years of high school.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=10 ... highlight=

Post by **Jeremy** » May 17, 2012 9:02 AM

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1021697#1021697

BuzzBomb wrote:Ok everyone. False alarm. Everything is fine. I think my last bag of coke had too much baby laxative. I'm better now.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » May 19, 2012 11:38 AM

oldskool wrote: 5) Your actual name?
My name is Chris.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1022472#1022472

nik77356 · Post by **nik77356** » May 27, 2012 11:56 AM

Kyle in NO wrote:I thought you meant black and 24 yrs old...lol.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1025399#1025399

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Jul 08, 2012 11:32 AM

Brian in TN wrote:Camel toe wins over rock paper scissors in ANY language. Prove me wrong.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1041646#1041646

GKLCPA · Post by **GKLCPA** » Jul 08, 2012 12:14 PM

1st 5er wrote:From http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1012798#1012798 :
Ken H. wrote:
Nebraska_e28 wrote:I know it's gonna be a good day when... I'm in the bathroom stall going toot & the guy in the stall next to me is suddenly overcome by the smell to the point his o2 levels are sufficiently depleted & he runs for cover. It's gonna be a good day!
I can relate . . . :
I back myself into the stall at the airport after a long, delayed and generally unpleasant flight. Ahhhhhh. The output is a 3-lumper, preceded and punctuated by serious gas. We are talking 6-8 second bursts here. Pressure is such that we are getting a good C-sharp note from my sfinkter.
In the middle of this, some dude makes a desperate effort to set hisself up in the adjoining cublicle. "Bwoot.. Splash. Bwoootwoot-splash frrrt."

Silence.
At this point, my fumes, outlawed under the Geneva Convention, have crept under the divider.

More silence.
About ten seconds later, we get, "Awwww FUCK YOU !!! from the adjoining stall. Frantic sounds of hoisting of trou and stomping on the flush lever.
Stall door slams. ""Motherfucker." accompanied to the sound of departing feet.

I laffed til my sides hurt.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Jul 18, 2012 9:55 AM

alijonny wrote:Ahhhh I already miss you, Sherman.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1045416#1045416

nik77356 · Post by **nik77356** » Jul 31, 2012 11:39 PM

Kyle in NO wrote:
Zaylonis wrote:Aye to tcd who the hello cares about grammer on here know if you where a client putting money in my pocket then it matters...but on here seriously?
Damn, it all makes sense now! Strippers hardly ever make it past high school English courses...

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1050198#1050198

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Aug 01, 2012 10:14 AM

nik77356 wrote:
Kyle in NO wrote:
Zaylonis wrote:Aye to tcd who the hello cares about grammer on here know if you where a client putting money in my pocket then it matters...but on here seriously?
Damn, it all makes sense now! Strippers hardly ever make it past high school English courses...
http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1050198#1050198

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Aug 09, 2012 10:19 AM

freetoride wrote:
GI jonas wrote: dickness
This is the word for today boys and girls.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1052620#1052620

freetoride · Post by **freetoride** » Aug 09, 2012 11:58 AM

turbodan wrote:What do you mean by headaches? Installing standalone to avoid headaches is like punching yourself in the face to stop a nosebleed.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=104689

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 06, 2012 9:31 PM

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1061952#1061952

riverrat wrote:... I've been waiting for days now for my colon to start cooperating by moving some air around as the Dr. Informed me it would.
Well I'm all fired up about building the turbo so I go to YouTube to watch some m30b34 turbo action.
As I start watching this guy lay down the rubber my stomach airs up and the bag inflates around third gear. LMAO!! The blow off valve worked as advertised. Whew!!

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 08, 2012 12:38 AM

slimdevil27 wrote:
Cheezy wrote:Georgia is absolutely beautiful, but if she has big forearms I would have a talk with the missus... Just sayin...

only kidding... hope you have a sense of humor....

That was my first thought about that pic.....

I hadn't condidered the other

The missus and I will be havin words...

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1062321#1062321

WilNJ · Post by **WilNJ** » Sep 11, 2012 10:58 AM

Too long to be a "quotable" but priceless all the same.

Cactus wrote:Take one bottle of gin, Bombay. It really should be Bombay, it's a well liquor, but it's classy as fuck. None of that sapphire crap, and stay the hell away from that crap in a green bottle that tastes like freshly washed socks. You take that gin, put it in a lunchbox, and you take it with you when you go to meet your congressman. The both of you get drunk in his office, and decide to hold an impromptu fundraiser. You get one of the secretaries to pull a few banners out of the fundraiser closet, then ride in the official use Denali to pick up another bottle. Throw it in the lunchbox, then go to the zoo. Pitch up outside the gate and shake hands with strangers. Decide it would be fun to borrow one of the trained sea lions for your fundraiser. Oops, forgot to tell zoo management. This could have gone a lot smoother. Now you've got your congressman stuck in the sea lion pen. That's a recipe for a fun day if I've ever heard one.

What were we talking about?

http://www.mye28.com/posting.php?mode=quote&p=1063342

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 11, 2012 11:04 AM

WilNJ wrote:Too long to be a "quotable" but priceless all the same.
Cactus wrote:Take one bottle of gin, Bombay. It really should be Bombay, it's a well liquor, but it's classy as fuck. None of that sapphire crap, and stay the hell away from that crap in a green bottle that tastes like freshly washed socks. You take that gin, put it in a lunchbox, and you take it with you when you go to meet your congressman. The both of you get drunk in his office, and decide to hold an impromptu fundraiser. You get one of the secretaries to pull a few banners out of the fundraiser closet, then ride in the official use Denali to pick up another bottle. Throw it in the lunchbox, then go to the zoo. Pitch up outside the gate and shake hands with strangers. Decide it would be fun to borrow one of the trained sea lions for your fundraiser. Oops, forgot to tell zoo management. This could have gone a lot smoother. Now you've got your congressman stuck in the sea lion pen. That's a recipe for a fun day if I've ever heard one.

What were we talking about?
http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1063342#1063342

FTFY

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 11, 2012 11:05 AM

This is gonna be a good day...

From http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1063318#1063318

Kyle in NO wrote:

WilNJ · Post by **WilNJ** » Sep 11, 2012 11:26 AM

1st 5er wrote:FTFY

Danke.

RangerGress · Post by **RangerGress** » Sep 11, 2012 8:18 PM

I have never seen a thread quite like this. It is so full of win it puts me at a loss for words. <salute>

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 11, 2012 9:06 PM

WilNJ wrote:Danke.

Same here.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 25, 2012 12:38 AM

C.R. has outdone himself;

C.R. Krieger wrote:
535Freshman wrote:i was thinking about some staggered wheels for my 88 535i , is 19x9 and 19x10 too big?
Jeez; how small is your dick?

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1067812#1067812

C.R. Krieger · Post by **C.R. Krieger** » Sep 25, 2012 12:54 PM

1st 5er wrote:C.R. has outdone himself;

C.R. Krieger wrote:
535Freshman wrote:i was thinking about some staggered wheels for my 88 535i , is 19x9 and 19x10 too big?
Jeez; how small is your dick?
http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1067812#1067812

"Thenkyouverymuch. I'll be here all week."

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 25, 2012 2:28 PM

C.R. Krieger wrote:
1st 5er wrote:C.R. has outdone himself;

C.R. Krieger wrote:
535Freshman wrote:i was thinking about some staggered wheels for my 88 535i , is 19x9 and 19x10 too big?
Jeez; how small is your dick?
http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1067812#1067812
"Thenkyouverymuch. I'll be here all week."

///MOAR POWER!!!