GRRRR!!! I'm pissed! You won't believe what some asshole did

[Kyle in NO]

So I come home from work today, and I couldn't believe what I saw in front of my house! Some ASSHOLE came into my fenced-in yard while I was at work and left a big pile of sewer pipe on my front porch! I don't know why the shit people do the things they do.

I only have a few sketchy details from my neighbor who saw the guy driving away. It was a tall muscular guy wearing brown shorts and a cap. She said he dumped the mess right there and sped away in a large brown truck, THE NERVE!!!

I can only surmise that he just wanted to get rid of the stuff, but its in like new, shiny condition! Why throw this stuff away?!?!?!?! Looks like someone really took a lot of time to fabricate this stuff. If the garbage man doesn't haul this away tomorrow, I may just have to put it to use......but how?

Kyle in NO

[Edit by Kyle in NO on [TIME]1123637597[/TIME]]

[russc]

Mmm,. replumb the kitchen sink, or the furnace.....only your imagination can devise a use

RussC

[Kyle in NO]

Maybe so, it looks like some good stuff! Says something like "Sewer-Flow" on it.

Kyle in NO

[mitch]

'hahahahahhahahahahhahha.

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha.

Dude, somebody's playin' a prank on your ass.

That, or somebody confused your house with someone else's. I'm guessing that's the case, but #1is way better.

[Threeshifter]

Maybe he is a plumber that thinks he has job at your house. Wait until he shows up and starts tearing your water closet apart.

[Kyle in NO]

Shoot, I could probably sell this junk and boost my income lol.

Kyle in NO

[Shawn D.]

Kyle,

I'll be glad to pay shipping -- no, I will pay triple shipping -- to take that debris off your hands.

-Shawn

[scottiesharpe]

Keep it for your next turbo project....

[Dinan e28]

I think your being set up for some big time "Forced Induction"

[Mike in Louisville]

Not as funny as a flaming bag of dog poop, but it sounds like it still worked.

[Kyle in NO]

Automotive use? Hmmm, you may be onto something there....Now that I think about it, it sure does look a lot like this:



So you think I could actually utilize this mess of pipes on my car? Sounds a bit out there IMO.

I dunno, but I'm going to bed, I'm exhausted ! Too much PRESSURE to deal with....

Kyle in NO

[Tjn182]

You could probably make some killer bongs with them.... just a thought :p

[BKCowGod3]

Or, DUDE! You could, like, go to burning man, right... and you could, like, use them to bring about world peace by TOTALLY turning them into, oh man, like, some sort of, i dunno, musical instrument. Yah, it could be, like an instrument, y'know, an instrument of peace!

wicked!

sorry - hippies all gearing up for burning man and stinking up my store and wanting to power their ghetto-ass buses with a single $20 solar panel and calling me a filthy capitalist when I tell them it won't work.

[Rich in WI]

You could build an external roll cage to protect your car. That would be freakin' sweet. You could roll the car, bash it in parking lots, and it wouldn't hurt anything. One look at you coming down the road and people would pull out of your way. Clear sailing! Opportunity is knocking...

Rich