MyE28.com post "Quotable of the Day"

shagrath · Post by **shagrath** » Sep 27, 2012 7:29 AM

turbodan wrote:
David Hunt wrote: Obama is NOT in any way a socialist and has actually governed to the right of Ronald Reagan

Get the fuck out of here.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1069068#1069068

Mike W. · Post by **Mike W.** » Nov 03, 2012 2:19 PM

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=110650&start=50

he sniffs its farts and if it doesn't small like fried food you get a ticket

From Tim's Prius thread by Winfred.

freetoride · Post by **freetoride** » Nov 29, 2012 12:28 PM

Howsyourcargo wrote:Therefore I am adding lightness to my car.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=111214

Adam W in MN · Post by **Adam W in MN** » Nov 29, 2012 12:55 PM

In a thread about an E34 Touring....

grey ghost wrote: I plan on hammering this chick.......

Turns out he was talking about her attempt at insurance fraud, not a kama sutra event in the back of the Touring with the seats folded flat.

tschultz · Post by **tschultz** » Nov 29, 2012 3:10 PM

For old times sake:

vai2iant wrote:Well, i searched and there nothing about new style brake so i figured id ask. i KNOW about the big break thread and to use 535i parts solely.

NO info on E39 ONCE SO EVER, so go head ppl, name ahead if it makes you feel bigger. I dont feel any smaller. Quite frankly, its a message board, not bulletin board. Maybe you guys should convert sheesh.

Just scored 2002 525i Brakes!

Karl Grau · Post by **Karl Grau** » Nov 29, 2012 3:14 PM

His 30 years of BMW knowledge was an asset to the Board.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Nov 29, 2012 8:11 PM

freetoride wrote:
Howsyourcargo wrote:Therefore I am adding lightness to my car.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=111214

Seems I don't spend enough time in Tech Talk.

Post by **Jeremy** » Dec 11, 2012 7:22 PM

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1096293#1096293

Karl Grau wrote:In fact it's so lame, I steal the one from R2D2v3Limited. It is a sad day when a grown man is forced to steal from children.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 16, 2012 12:05 PM

From http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1098593#1098593

cddallara wrote:first world problems...

You'll get my big, heavy tube tv and accompanying bookshelf/stand when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands...

tschultz · Post by **tschultz** » Dec 17, 2012 9:59 AM

On another forum, but still pretty funny. My friend was responding to a thread about a low e30 that cracked his oil pan.

"You know your low when...

*Pictures of car with cracked oil pan*

So this is a first for me, does anyone have an oil pan for cheap? If i cant find one for cheap, i might try to weld mine. The hole doesnt look too large."

Don't go full stancetard and you won't have these problems.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 17, 2012 10:05 AM

a wrote:could somebody please email me a 1/2 cup of that bacon grease. I need it for skillet bread.

... and much of what follows, including, but not limited to...

MicahO wrote:
AT8M5 wrote: "Pull my finger"?

Karl
"Are we eating turkey? 'Cause I think this duck is still quacking!!!"

from; http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1098787#1098787

Nicke28 · Post by **Nicke28** » Dec 20, 2012 12:21 AM

Nicke28 wrote:Owning a e28 M5 is like dating a super hot model GF. Everyone looks at her and everyone wants her, but she's very demanding, high maintenance, doesn't really like you, takes all of your money, and cheats on you behind your back. The only reason why you stay with her is because she's an incredible bang!

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1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 20, 2012 12:23 AM

Nicke28 wrote:
Nicke28 wrote:Owning a e28 M5 is like dating a super hot model GF. Everyone looks at her and everyone wants her, but she's very demanding, high maintenance, doesn't really like you, takes all of your money, and cheats on you behind your back. The only reason why you stay with her is because she's an incredible bang!
Reposted due to popular demand...

So you're a prophet?

ElGuappo · Post by **ElGuappo** » Dec 20, 2012 1:42 AM

Nicke28 wrote:
Nicke28 wrote:Owning a e28 M5 is like dating a super hot model GF. Everyone looks at her and everyone wants her, but she's very demanding, high maintenance, doesn't really like you, takes all of your money, and cheats on you behind your back. The only reason why you stay with her is because she's an incredible bang!
Reposted due to popular demand...

-2 Internet for quoting yourself.

Nicke28 · Post by **Nicke28** » Dec 20, 2012 2:08 AM

pssh... someone had to do it.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Dec 29, 2012 9:31 PM

From: http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1103904#1103904

alijonny wrote:
davintosh wrote:I see alijonny has some stars under his name too.

Congrats to Paul & Tyler! Well chosen. I'll be sure to test some limits.
That's right!

I'M LOCKING THIS THREAD

davintosh · Post by **davintosh** » Jan 02, 2013 5:03 PM

ahab wrote:I would like to propose that if Shawn were to invest some additional free time in anything, it should be fabricating gauge panels. Should that happen, I will gladly advocate any type of autocorrect he wants to implement.

Of course, understanding that comment lies not only in reading the rest of the thread in which it appears, but also at least one other.

Well played, ahab!

davintosh · Post by **davintosh** » Jan 15, 2013 4:07 PM

Mike W. wrote:
carnutdallas wrote:Just saw that you are a Beamter! Holy Crap, no more trolling
I don't know which is less likely to happen.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=11 ... t=#1110996

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Feb 02, 2013 12:56 PM

Kyle in NO wrote:Screw changing the seats. Throw ol' girl a salad now and then...

... from this thread.

MicahO · Post by **MicahO** » Mar 15, 2013 7:42 AM

Cactus wrote:Try mixing the vodka with heavy water and inject it into local amphibians. The vodka makes it more readily digestible. With enough patience you can get a frog to mutate to ridable size. You have to be careful though, bullfrogs will eat anything that fits in their mouth, so you should use a much less aggressive amphibian. Perhaps a gecko, salamander or an iguana or something. You don't want them any bigger than a horse, so dog food remains a viable source of nutrition (cheaper than gasoline, I think). You don't want them eating your neighbors, do you? Maybe you do. I know I do.

You can fix a shitty E29 53i5s or whatever car you said you had. I've got a non s version and it's in such poor condition, I'm not sure why I bothered, let alone spent Dodge Status money on it. Gaz coilunders, 540 binders, moosehead/E31 control arms and a TCD inspired 6pot into a body of rust holes and previous owner crash-damage. At least the interior looks like it wasn't crashed as hard as the exterior. Sometimes you just have to step back and ask yourself what you want. I asked myself that, and I decided this car suited me better than a giant spider. Mostly I was just afraid of giant spider babies. Big things don't scare me (fat bottom girls make the something go somewhere) but baby spiders give me the willies.

If you do plan on putting money into it, it's probably a wise idea to change your vodka budget to a gin budget. Gin is flavored with tree-stuffs, and trees are much more useful when you're bleeding and underwater than potatoes are.

Happy trails, gaucho.

I've been pretty inactive around here of late, so I'm just doing some catch-up reading. But Hunter - this is definitely the post of the day/week.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=114688

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » May 14, 2013 9:32 PM

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1155869#1155869

clongo wrote:
shagrath wrote:How close is this to Garner? (Exit 306 I think, Jones Sausage).

I would like to meet with you guys before y'all leave for WS, even if we don't make the caravan.
It's about 30 min from garner. I'm game to meet there at 7:00. I just hope you guys can keep up in the caravan

Karl Grau · Post by **Karl Grau** » May 14, 2013 9:47 PM

Cactus wrote:Try mixing the vodka with heavy water and inject it into local amphibians.

Maybe that has something to do with this.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Jun 30, 2013 11:02 AM

wkohler wrote:Nice work so far. Radios are for pussies.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1170398#1170398

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Sep 13, 2013 11:09 PM

bkbimmer wrote:I've been driving it everywhere I go all week without any glass, people give me the funniest looks as I buzz past them

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1188425#1188425

Mike W. · Post by **Mike W.** » Oct 06, 2013 11:40 PM

RonW wrote:Dishwasher? If you're married I never said that and you never heard it.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=120730

Single guys will be going WTF, us married ones will be nodding in agreement.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » Oct 06, 2013 11:57 PM

Remembered this from a few days ago.

Chimi-Changa wrote: Black is not a color...it's a hobby

From www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=120588

Adam W in MN · Post by **Adam W in MN** » Dec 02, 2013 7:15 PM

shagrath wrote:Strictly looking for an e36 convertible. Preferably not 318i. Must have a manual transmission. Please, I don't want beaten junk.

bmw4aaron wrote:AFAIK, e36's came factory as beaten junk. Please consider an e30 or e46.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=122172

Love it.

a · Post by a » Dec 02, 2013 9:56 PM

Karl Grau wrote:
Cactus wrote:Try mixing the vodka with heavy water and inject it into local amphibians.
Maybe that has something to do with this.

The turt in the picture is a hawks bill turtle or something. It is definitely not a loggerhead. Loggerheads are huge and brown, solid brown and they live on jellyfish. . Other than that I wish them all the best. The world needs turtles.

WilNJ · Post by **WilNJ** » Feb 10, 2014 11:06 AM

shagrath wrote:She needs the nut

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?p=1230308#1230308

shagrath · Post by **shagrath** » Feb 10, 2014 11:22 AM