Three-Word Story

[1st 5er]

Which ultimately led

[wkohler]

To ignoring periods.

[1st 5er]

That is exactly

[oldskool]

what she said

[bkbimmer]

While buying tampons

[leadphut]

"Please Oldskool, please!"

[Motronic]

Marry my goat

[DanOKC]

she's so lonely

[oldskool]

and already been

[geordi]

made very nervous

[1st 5er]

but thank goodness

[leadphut]

he forgot his

[bkbimmer]

Lambskin xxl condoms

[wkohler]

under the boardwalk.

[Kyle in NO]

Bitches be trippin

[bkbimmer]

On crispy hobo's

[wkohler]

Ritz Bits sandwiches

[bkbimmer]

And snack packs

[Kyle in NO]

While firmly clenching

[bkbimmer]

More snack pack's

[wkohler]

in their underwear.

[bkbimmer]

There once was

[tig]

a parts car

[wkohler]

on a trailer

[bkbimmer]

Going down I-5

[leadphut]

that blew a

[oldskool]

tranny, rendering it

[leadphut]

useless unless you

[1st 5er]

were wearing skivvies

[bkbimmer]

full of ATF