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rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Dec 04, 2011 9:27 PM

oldskool wrote:Cat can't flush. They lack opposable thumbs, Greg.

Its from a movie- Meet the Fockers.

Mike W. · Post by **Mike W.** » Dec 04, 2011 9:31 PM

oldskool wrote:Cat can't flush. They lack opposable thumbs, Greg.

Yeah, cats are a little big to flush, but kittens go right down. (or so I've been told, no personal experience)

TSMacNeil · Post by **TSMacNeil** » Dec 04, 2011 10:07 PM

...this is what it felt like at work in California last week...no go-arounds from us though...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ddb_1204404185

BTW-extreme crosswind from the right in this video makes the airplane "weathervane" into the wind.
(this cat actually had a wingstrike...then elected to bail)

davintosh · Post by **davintosh** » Dec 04, 2011 10:24 PM

rmiddendorf wrote:
oldskool wrote:Cat can't flush. They lack opposable thumbs, Greg.
Its from a movie- Meet the Fockers.

That explains why I didn't get it. Haven't seen that movie

; did I miss much?

rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Dec 04, 2011 10:28 PM

davintosh wrote:
rmiddendorf wrote:
oldskool wrote:Cat can't flush. They lack opposable thumbs, Greg.
Its from a movie- Meet the Fockers.
That explains why I didn't get it. Haven't seen that movie ; did I miss much?

Its entertaining. Ben Stiller, and a few other folks. But Robert De Niro makes that movie. If its on TV its worth watching. I wouldn't go out and buy it. Maybe if you have NetFlix its worth it too.

P.S. Love the sig pic Dave!

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Dec 05, 2011 10:19 AM

Stop what you're doing, punch out and go rent that flick! It's hilarious.

"Sir, . . .there's something I'd really love to give your daughter, with your permission of course. Its upstairs in my bag".

Brian in TN · Post by **Brian in TN** » Dec 05, 2011 1:57 PM

Bill Mays dubbed. lololol

NWS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdsKy11r ... re=related

Brian in TN · Post by **Brian in TN** » Dec 05, 2011 9:54 PM

http://www.dogwork.com/tolkcfg8/

rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Dec 06, 2011 4:59 PM

This ad popped up on my Yahoo account:

Seriously? The abbreviation for your school is UTI?

P.S. If you don't know what the heck I'm talking about Google it and look at the first non-paid result.

MicahO · Post by **MicahO** » Dec 06, 2011 5:16 PM

UTI -

I had an incredible case of TT when I was 15. Almost lost one of the boyz, and the doc said if I had taken enough aspirin to get to sleep something would have ruptured and bled me out internally. The doc also said that 80% of men suffer from TT at one point or another. I've yet to meet one who had it like me.

Upsides - in Basic Training, the cadre would tell me they were going to make me hurt. I'd think "No, sorry pal, I know 'hurt' and you're not allowed to do that to me."

Anyone want to see my scar?

WilNJ · Post by **WilNJ** » Dec 06, 2011 6:07 PM

Ouch.

I went to school with a guy who's claim to fame (before being embroiled in a national scandal) was dropping trou, bending over and twisting his scrotum several times.

It was dubbed the "Grape Nut Twist"

Mike W. · Post by **Mike W.** » Dec 08, 2011 1:54 PM

I've got to start being more careful on the AM commute. I'm so used to the Sheriff's wanting to haul ass to get off shift when I see the Crown Vic headlight/running lights I don't even slow down anymore I just move over. They're headed into a building 2 buildings away, so they can be anywhere on the way in. If I'm not careful one of these days it will be the Highway Patrol.

Of course I'm doing a whole 4MPH over, but there are weeks I don't get passed by anyone but Sheriff's trying to get off on time.

Karl Grau · Post by **Karl Grau** » Dec 08, 2011 4:33 PM

Before the days of political correctness, we had “Christmas Breakfasts”. Now we have these.

As some of you may recall, last year I brought my baby Jeebus dish.

I think it may have offended some people so this time I’m going with something contemporary.
This was the first try at this year’s dish. It’s going to need some work before the 15th.

davintosh · Post by **davintosh** » Dec 08, 2011 4:39 PM

Karl Grau wrote:... This was the first try at this year’s dish. It’s going to need some work before the 15th.

In for pics of this after cooking...

BTW, how do you make the jump from Baby Jeebus to Justin Beber?

Gonna be scratching my head over that one for a while (or maybe I don't want to know.)

Karl Grau · Post by **Karl Grau** » Dec 08, 2011 5:02 PM

davintosh wrote:BTW, how do you make the jump from Baby Jeebus to Justin Beber?

My recipes are organized alphabetically and 'Justin' and 'Jesus' were next to each other.

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Dec 08, 2011 9:15 PM

Karl Grau wrote:
davintosh wrote:BTW, how do you make the jump from Baby Jeebus to Justin Beber?
My recipes are organized alphabetically and 'Justin' and 'Jesus' were next to each other.

How did I miss JAMBALAYA?!?!?
I've got 10lbs of shrimp thawing so you better make it gooood.

Brian in TN · Post by **Brian in TN** » Dec 11, 2011 12:47 AM

Phukin cool slow mo bullet vid. SFW

http://sonicbomb.com/iv1.php?vid=1_mill ... lion%20FPS

WilNJ · Post by **WilNJ** » Dec 11, 2011 5:56 AM

oldskool wrote:
Karl Grau wrote:
davintosh wrote:BTW, how do you make the jump from Baby Jeebus to Justin Beber?
My recipes are organized alphabetically and 'Justin' and 'Jesus' were next to each other.

How did I miss JAMBALAYA?!?!?
I've got 10lbs of shrimp thawing so you better make it gooood.

Thawing? WTF!

Flat busted, you don't live anywhere near Coastal NC. Who are you really? Say it, say it!!!

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Dec 11, 2011 9:14 AM

Frozen from roadside vendor in mid-August. No jambalaya recipes so it went into a tasty shrimp diavolo.
See you at The Vintage.

WilNJ · Post by **WilNJ** » Dec 11, 2011 9:33 AM

oldskool wrote:Frozen from roadside vendor in mid-August. No jambalaya recipes so it went into a tasty shrimp diavolo.
See you at The Vintage.

Hmmm. Well OK then.

MicahO · Post by **MicahO** » Dec 12, 2011 9:06 AM

So a good friend of mine, named Dick, is an incredible guy - runs his own forge for fun, rebuilt by hand his circa 1780's barn with all joinery done by the original methods (he admits to using his chain saw for a lot of the timber shaping). The list goes on. He's a person that could drop back into the 18th Century and do pretty well for himself.

Dick was asked by the local highway department to trap some beavers that had dammed-up areas along some local roadways. The flooding was causing washouts and general problems. He forges his own traps - piece of cake! Dick ended up with a few beaver pelts, and the meat.

Dick and his wife have many neighbors, one pair happens to be lesbians. Dick left some of the beaver for them to eat. They loved it.

The lesbians enjoyed eating Dick's beaver. True story!

davintosh · Post by **davintosh** » Dec 12, 2011 6:22 PM

I finally got my garage cleared out this weekend & can fit a car inside. Had to levitate my table saw to do it, but by gawrsh it's done!

rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Dec 13, 2011 4:24 PM

I'm having one of those pissed off days. Nothing anyone did here... I just went to ship a package that included beer and the local UPS store can't take it. But the main UPS hub can- so I had to drive out there and spend my afternoon doing that. That's all for now.

MicahO · Post by **MicahO** » Dec 13, 2011 5:04 PM

rmiddendorf wrote:I'm having one of those pissed off days. Nothing anyone did here... I just went to ship a package that included beer and the local UPS store can't take it. But the main UPS hub can- so I had to drive out there and spend my afternoon doing that. That's all for now.

Ridiculous what they will/won't ship.

In the pre-9-11 days, I once came back from London with a bunch of bottled beer packed in my bags, with underwear and t-shirts for padding. The security guys at Heathrow started to say that I can't do that. I said "But it's *beer* that I *can't get* in New York!!!" They saw how important the issue was and let me take it through security. Phew.

Anyway - go home and drink one that did not ship out, and perspective will return!

Brian in TN · Post by **Brian in TN** » Dec 15, 2011 4:23 PM

Lindsay Lohan neked Playboy pics. Giggidy giggidy

Nsfw Nsfw Nsfw

http://www.airpost1.com/entertainment/l ... hotoshoot/

a · Post by a » Dec 16, 2011 9:45 AM

Not bad for a Marilyn Monroe-esque layout. But the chiles not right

rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Dec 16, 2011 8:11 PM

I'm spending my Friday night hanging with this girl:

And talking with ya'll too. She doesn't say anything coherent yet...

Karl Grau · Post by **Karl Grau** » Dec 16, 2011 8:24 PM

OMG!!! That's not the pic you used on the Christmas card is it?

(sorry, couldn't resist

)

rmiddendorf · Post by **rmiddendorf** » Dec 16, 2011 8:27 PM

Karl Grau wrote:OMG!!! That's not the pic you used on the Christmas card is it?

(sorry, couldn't resist )

WINNING!

Das_Prachtstrasse · Post by **Das_Prachtstrasse** » Dec 16, 2011 8:39 PM

I just drank milk straight from the bottle, and did so with such vigour that I spilt some in my beard. Thanks to the 35C temperature today, my beard now smells like vomit. Nice.

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