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Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » May 16, 2013 10:26 PM

I'd almost swear this is one of MattH's jokes. Sadly, I'm probably wrong.

Post by **mooseheadm5** » May 16, 2013 11:18 PM

Nope. Is legit. That, and Matt H was never this funny.

dolomiti · Post by **dolomiti** » May 17, 2013 8:38 AM

caleb 87 535is wrote:Does it mean anything that there was a 55mph wind that day that i was going with not against?

Only if you unfurled your spinnaker.

867535i · Post by **867535i** » May 17, 2013 8:43 AM

Maybe his speedo is in kilometers. Either way, this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » May 17, 2013 8:56 AM

It only goes to 85 mph, as evidenced by an earlier pic in the thread. I'd love to see how he hit 140 mph on those dry rotted 13" tires...

caleb 87 535is · Post by **caleb 87 535is** » May 17, 2013 3:09 PM

I don't think I remembered to say thats not the stock motor in it..... I don't remember what he pulled it from but it was rebuilt and then dropped into it. Ill see if i can get ahold of the guy again to see what they pulled the motor from. But its not the original motor. And the speed limit to the road I was on was 75mph and I was passing every one like there car was sitting still. When i get back from basic and I get my shifter fixed I will record a video of the acceleration and where the gears stop. I hit 30-35 and when i nail the RPM right 40 on a constant. same with second. It took a minute and a half for the speedo to catch back up. And I will do a tune up on the car when i get back and get it on a dyno to see where my actual hp sits. I will have money after basic and ait so this will all happen.

dolomiti · Post by **dolomiti** » May 17, 2013 3:20 PM

caleb 87 535is wrote:I don't think I remembered to say thats not the stock motor in it..... I don't remember what he pulled it from but it was rebuilt and then dropped into it. Ill see if i can get ahold of the guy again to see what they pulled the motor from. But its not the original motor. And the speed limit to the road I was on was 75mph and I was passing every one like there car was sitting still. When i get back from basic and I get my shifter fixed I will record a video of the acceleration and where the gears stop. I hit 30-35 and when i nail the RPM right 40 on a constant. same with second. It took a minute and a half for the speedo to catch back up. And I will do a tune up on the car when i get back and get it on a dyno to see where my actual hp sits. I will have money after basic and ait so this will all happen.

You're writing this from Basic Training. My, things have changed since 1996.

BULL SHIT.

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » May 17, 2013 8:24 PM

So your engine pulls to 8000-plus rpm. Cool deal.

wkohler · Post by **wkohler** » May 17, 2013 8:50 PM

I guess none of you haters saw that the PO was Paul Burke and he put this in it.

140 all day long. Lol.

Mr.3-5-7 · Post by **Mr.3-5-7** » May 17, 2013 11:03 PM

I really don't know whether to laugh, cry, or be angry. OP, we didn't just fall off the 140 mph turnip truck.

I want to laugh because you are either the biggest dumbass or biggest troll out there.

I want to cry because you have the only M10 e21 that will go that fast and i am really jealous. Especially since it sat for 8 years and all you did was fix an intake leak.

I want to be angry because you really think we are ignorant enough to believe your crazy stories and i really don't take well to people insulting my intelligence.

Get in touch with the real world. and physics while you're at it.

and post pics of alleged girlfriend.

lilpoindexter · Post by **lilpoindexter** » May 18, 2013 12:00 AM

Mr.3-5-7 wrote:...and post pics of alleged girlfriend.

I found a pic of the GF...but I think she's being unfaithful

davintosh · Post by **davintosh** » May 18, 2013 7:57 AM

867535i wrote:Maybe his speedo is in kilometers. Either way, this is one of the funniest threads I've read in a while.

That would explain much. Won't he be embarrassed when he finally figures it out...

Nah; I don't think so either.

shagrath · Post by **shagrath** » May 18, 2013 9:00 AM

They don't allow internet use from basic training.

Bullshit

Twelvizm · Post by **Twelvizm** » May 19, 2013 3:40 AM

My newest addition. 1983 320is

The car came with a completely rebuilt, cammed, lowered compression M10. Ready for boost. But, I'm going to rip it out and go with an M20B25.

Then did a little test fit of the BBS air dam. I think I'm going to roll with it. It'll eventually get painted and a front euro bumper added. The headlights will be replaces with a modified set of E30 smoked ellipsoids. Lots of plans, just have to find the time to make it all happen.

Coilovers and camber plates are on the way to address the less than ideal rid height.

Das_Prachtstrasse · Post by **Das_Prachtstrasse** » May 19, 2013 3:44 AM

wtf is with you posting your random e21 crap all over this legendary fail thread?

Twelvizm · Post by **Twelvizm** » May 19, 2013 3:49 AM

I'm trying to save it from the dipshit with the intake leak.

Twelvizm · Post by **Twelvizm** » May 19, 2013 4:02 AM

Shit, I just read the first post. I thought this was just an E21 free for all. It was doomed from the onset. I'm out. Peeeaze.

djazz · Post by **djazz** » May 19, 2013 5:33 AM

This is epicness upon epicness.

Would read again.

Well, probably not.

GLWR

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » May 19, 2013 9:50 AM

Twelvizm wrote:Shit, I just read the first post. I thought this was just an E21 free for all. It was doomed from the onset. I'm out. Peeeaze.

Then please delete your new car pics and start a fresh thread. K thx.

leadphut · Post by **leadphut** » May 19, 2013 1:23 PM

caleb 87 535is · Post by **caleb 87 535is** » May 19, 2013 2:33 PM

dolomiti wrote:
caleb 87 535is wrote:I don't think I remembered to say thats not the stock motor in it..... I don't remember what he pulled it from but it was rebuilt and then dropped into it. Ill see if i can get ahold of the guy again to see what they pulled the motor from. But its not the original motor. And the speed limit to the road I was on was 75mph and I was passing every one like there car was sitting still. When i get back from basic and I get my shifter fixed I will record a video of the acceleration and where the gears stop. I hit 30-35 and when i nail the RPM right 40 on a constant. same with second. It took a minute and a half for the speedo to catch back up. And I will do a tune up on the car when i get back and get it on a dyno to see where my actual hp sits. I will have money after basic and ait so this will all happen.
You're writing this from Basic Training. My, things have changed since 1996.

BULL SHIT.

Um i leave for basic and ait on JUNE 26th. never said i was writing this while i was in basic. all phones and electronic devices are restricted.

caleb 87 535is · Post by **caleb 87 535is** » May 19, 2013 2:34 PM

shagrath wrote:They don't allow internet use from basic training.

Bullshit

I ship on JUNE 26th!

red535t · Post by **red535t** » May 19, 2013 4:42 PM

caleb 87 535is wrote:
shagrath wrote:They don't allow internet use from basic training.

I ship on JUNE 26th!

a BIG good luck from new zealand,
the monday morning was alittle bland today,
till i read all 11 pages of epicness.
never did see a pic of your GF,or am i missing something??

cheers-and out

caleb 87 535is · Post by **caleb 87 535is** » May 19, 2013 5:25 PM

red535t wrote:
caleb 87 535is wrote:
shagrath wrote:They don't allow internet use from basic training.

I ship on JUNE 26th!
a BIG good luck from new zealand,
the monday morning was alittle bland today,
till i read all 11 pages of epicness.
never did see a pic of your GF,or am i missing something??

cheers-and out

Yea Id rather not post pics of her. No offense but shes a bit off limits.

leadphut · Post by **leadphut** » May 19, 2013 10:28 PM

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » May 19, 2013 10:34 PM

caleb 87 535is wrote:
red535t wrote:
caleb 87 535is wrote:
shagrath wrote:They don't allow internet use from basic training.

I ship on JUNE 26th!
No offense but shes a bit off limits.

Until June 26

Kyle in NO · Post by **Kyle in NO** » May 20, 2013 1:21 AM

oldskool wrote: Until June 26

BAM.

1st 5er · Post by **1st 5er** » May 20, 2013 1:22 AM

Mr.3-5-7 · Post by **Mr.3-5-7** » May 20, 2013 9:39 AM

Beware of Jody. He works fast.

caleb 87 535is · Post by **caleb 87 535is** » May 20, 2013 1:42 PM

oldskool wrote:
caleb 87 535is wrote:
red535t wrote:
caleb 87 535is wrote:
shagrath wrote:They don't allow internet use from basic training.

I ship on JUNE 26th!
No offense but shes a bit off limits.

Until June 26

Good luck

You wouldn't be the first to try to fail.