Whoops...there was one left in there. Hiding in the mound of wrapping paper>>>
What a pile of random booty:
A dentist office tube of toothpaste
A dentist office refrig magnet with calendar (2014)
A grey T-shirt with a Speedo logo/painting on it.
A very cool Summit Racing cap
A (genuine) Jimmie Johnson"official fan" ID card hanging on a toyo tires lanyard
A talking monkey keyring with a GMC truck key on it.
Two Stihl mini screwdrivers
A baggie with some mexican candies in side and a decent looking mexican cigar
A champagne cork
A big scallop shell complete with organic material AND sand (surprisingly doesn't smell bad)
Two intact sand dollars and one that didn't survive the journey
A large caliber shell casing recovered from a lot of years in the outdoors/sand.
An all-plastic badminton birdie
A "rocket-man" pen
A CRUSHED beer can
A babies binky/pacifier (hope I get no use out of this)
A Bimbo (bakeries?) DC United fabric key fob
A golf ball and a pitch-mark repair tool
A (hopefully unused) CVS pharmacy disposable syringe
A "wooden nickel" chip redeemable for a Dairy Queen in Sioux Falls, South Dakota
A 1/2 inch setscrew collet (very timely, I need one of these)
A beer coozy from some random wedding
A golden lapel pin from a Baptist church in Sioux Falls
A really nice little skeleton handle pocket knife
5 magazines of various ilk
3 large size bottle rockets/fireworks (which we WILL shoot tonight)
A tazer looking device. Not sure exactly, but after I fix the broken battery wires and try it on the neighbor...
A DVD looking disc from RollsRoyce all about the Ghost
A home-burned CD which just says "bob" on it. (scared)
A BIG BLACK LUMP OF COAL. ACTUAL COAL. Could prolly heat the house for 6 hours on that thing. Big.
A narrow ring of copper pipe with "sipes" cut in it all the way around. Looks like a crown of thorns.
A BMW center logo for a mtech I steering wheel
A screwdriver/bottle opener thingy
A little purple bottle of bubbles
A square block of wood, very dense, maybe teak or similar
A unknown blue plug with o-ring for some sort of vessel
A "NO" button (says no in a variety of ways) WITH battery. I def need this for my kids various requests.
A new, unused handle/throttle/kill switch for a weedwhacker or similar machine
An unknown black plastic "spike" sort of thing with a nipple on the side. I suspect a small sprinkler device or spray nozzle of some variety, but I really don't know.
And the crown jewel...a new, unopened, unused Heinz mayonnaise packet. Perhaps from ChickFilA (one of my favorites.