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Zaylonis wrote:Lol I'm.from.nyc we got our own grammer n style over here......ima pump that notch out.and ride her till.the wheels fall off....and BTW I'm a woman guys

And this is precisely why you won't catch my ass in NYC ever again.
They can have that shithole. . . and the Hamptons too.
(I would like to keep Fire Island special for Cactus and I)

Zaylonis wrote:Lol I'm.from.nyc we got our own grammer n style over here......ima pump that notch out.and ride her till.the wheels fall off....and BTW I'm a woman guys

Go away kid; you bother me.

oldskool wrote:And this is precisely why you won't catch my ass in NYC ever again.
They can have that shithole. . . and the Hamptons too.

I like the idea put forward in Escape From New York; put a wall around it and make a penal colony of it. A good number of the convicts wouldn't need to move an inch.

Aye to tcd who the hello cares about grammer on here know if you where a client putting money in my pocket then it matters...but on here seriously?

Zaylonis wrote:Aye to tcd who the hello cares about grammer on here know if you where a client putting money in my pocket then it matters...but on here seriously?

Damn, it all makes sense now! Strippers hardly ever make it past high school English courses...

Hahahahahahaha, that's got to be one of the best ones yet.

$12000!! What a freakin' bargain!!!

I am convinced this is not a woman. A woman would never be this stupid. It's impossible. It's a troll.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/cto/3175323680.html

I love this site - I just made a modest donation last week for its upkeep, but I think it is about time we require membership for some time period before folks are allowed to post. Think of it as the equivalent of the "seven-day waiting period". Oh, wait, I forgot who I'm talking to. Spare me the photos of your guns, guys... especially the NYC-haters. We have idyuts here just like everywhere else.

.steve.
NYC

Oh my... Here's the ad for posterity's sake, in case he/she/it decides to pull it down:

1988 735i bmw 33k lots of extras manual 5 speed Classic only 200 made! - $12000

Date: 2012-07-31, 4:31PM EDT
Reply to: fqtbf-3175323680@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

hey everyone i have a1988 735i 5 speed manual (only 200 made)
Its gold with 33k original miles
Runs great have had it sitting for the past 2 yrs of course i start it up regularly.
No check engine lights she basically brand new.
I have lots of after market parts some installed some still in the box.

I have green racing brake pads
Rear touring billstien shocks
New fuel filter
2 3 inch outlet magnoflo racing catalystic converters for dual exhaust
Tinted tail lights
Smoked angel eye headlight protectors
19inch polished chrome lowenhart replica staggered rims still in box with 1 inch aluminum adapters 5x120 to 5x114.3
Carbon fiber rear window spoiler unpainted
Power racing m5 carbon fiber sport front bumper installed but unpainted
Black mesh flipout TV Radio
1500 w sub amp, 31 band eq. 300w tweeters component speakers deep cycle battery yellow cap
18 inch sub with box
Electronic back up mirror
Sunroof
Heated seats
and original stock rims
BTW everything works ac etc.

The only thing that it needs is a paint job had some body work done to the pasengerside fender and hhod so those would need to be painted along with the sport bumper and spoiler...rest of the paint is in good condition

I'm with Steve; unconvinced this is a gurl. In fact I was able to obtain access to the gee-wiz photo enhancement software used by the TV CSI guys and was able to extract this from one of the photos:

I'll give you what you paid for it, $300. You can keep the garland and lights.

Lol to all the above. I want to see a picture of the op with the car.... and also a picture of them burning that front bumper.

Well yep posted on Craigslist and got some descent offers.....so now I know I can get at least 5000 for it....as is.....so thanx.for nothing idiots....so f what ya say ....I'm going to kit it, tint.it rim it and.enjoy it.....and boy you guys need to get a.life ....the first.couple of replies were helpful and i thank those people.....but the rest were just a lot.of crap.....thought this.site.would b helpful but turned out to b full of a whole bunch of bored no pussy getting men.....

Zaylonis wrote:Well yep posted on Craigslist and got some descent offers.....so now I know I can get at least 5000 for it....as is.....so thanx.for nothing idiots....so f what ya say ....I'm going to kit it, tint.it rim it and.enjoy it.....and boy you guys need to get a.life ....the first.couple of replies were helpful and i thank those people.....but the rest were just a lot.of crap.....thought this.site.would b helpful but turned out to b full of a whole bunch of bored no pussy getting men.....

Zaylonis wrote:Well yep posted on Craigslist and got some descent offers...

I have a feeling those offers will keep descending!

Funny how every person who is told their car isn't worth shit claims they are going to keep it and enjoy, despite the fact that it's a steaming pile and been neglected and abused up to this point. Enjoy your turd biscuit, sweetheart.

Sounds like kyle is soooooo backed.up.....maybe he should.try moving his fingers somewhere else with someone who.cares

I think it was an excellent move to come to a 5-series website to ask what the value is for a newer 7-series car. That was just genius right there. We all know the 5-series people are a bunch of old codger purists who ain't got the scratch and try to hide it with a failure to appreciate a fine whip such as yours.

That aside, that is one gorgeous car. If I could fit another one in the garage, I'd throw you an offer. Bronzit is one of my favorite colors and I really love that front bumper. In fact, it might be cool to leave it that color and paint the lower portions of the car to match. I have never seen tail lamps like that and I think it's just what those cars need. Too many colors otherwise, plus they go great with those headlights! Sweet. I'd also wrap the hood in carbon fiber. Your upgrades have really helped the value. Love the Lowenhart wheels, too. Bummer they're reps, but that's super cool. The sub must just be crayayzay. Even though I can't pick it up, you have given me some badass ideas for my 7.

Ignore the idiots. Kahl is an asshole and has really poor taste. You just keep on keepin' on and enjoy that bitchin' ride. They may be hatin while you be rollin', but remember that you be lucky I ain't got the money or the space.

Can you post up some other photos of the car? Interior and a side shot? I'd love to see how those wheels finish it off. I can visualize it, but nothing's better than the real deal.

Zaylonis wrote:....rim it.....

That's a good place to start.

BTW, you should take that 5K bid and run - you obviously found the bigger fool. All of us no-pussy-getting-men will take this thread as proof that there is always a bigger fool.

With taste and attitude like that. . .consider me no pussy wanting.

It would appear that the OP stands as a model example of what happens when syphilis goes untreated. And in a strange twist that goes against all logic, the disease looks to have spread to the car.

I got nothin' ...

Actually, I'm delighted to see that 'ad' (such as it is) went straight to craigslist without editing or corrections. It is clearly pitched to the right audience and it seems that P.T. Barnum's Law is alive and well. Just one thing before you part with this car you're not really planning to sell: Be sure to rinse that white powder off all the bills before you spend 'em anywhere.

Zaylonis wrote:Sounds like kyle is soooooo backed.up.....maybe he should.try moving his fingers somewhere else with someone who.cares

Am I the only one who gets it?
1. This is NOT a woman. It's a guy... who is a troll.
2. This jerkoff did NOT get offers of $5k for their shitbucket. This jerkoff did not get any calls on their car. If they did, nobody offered more than $300, since that is the going rate for a turd sandwich.
3. This car does NOT have 33k miles on it. That is another lie.
4. There are 14 million people here in NYC. Just like Alabama, you will find nice people and you will find jackasses. This one is an arrogant jackass who is simply here to try to get a rise out of us. Perhaps it's Matt, in drag.

.steve.
NYC
1988 528e, 5-speed, 95k miles, The Time Capsule
2001 530i, 5-speed, 117k miles, Almost a Time Capsule

OP, don't listen to these guys, your car looks great. You're right about them not getting any pussy but not for the reasons you think. It's because for the most part, they're all gay (NTTAWWT).

Anyhoo, good luck with the sale.

garageboy wrote:

Zaylonis wrote:Sounds like kyle is soooooo backed.up.....maybe he should.try moving his fingers somewhere else with someone who.cares

Am I the only one who gets it?
1. This is NOT a woman. It's a guy... who is a troll.
2. This jerkoff did NOT get offers of $5k for their shitbucket. This jerkoff did not get any calls on their car. If they did, nobody offered more than $300, since that is the going rate for a turd sandwich.
3. This car does NOT have 33k miles on it. That is another lie.
4. There are 14 million people here in NYC. Just like Alabama, you will find nice people and you will find jackasses. This one is an arrogant jackass who is simply here to try to get a rise out of us. Perhaps it's Matt, in drag.

.steve.
NYC
1988 528e, 5-speed, 95k miles, The Time Capsule
2001 530i, 5-speed, 117k miles, Almost a Time Capsule

I think we are all aware of ALL of that. I am sure this is the only thread the OP will have here. So might as well give em hell while they are here.

Here for the LULZ

w.t.f.