Three-Word Story

[dcains]

And grabbed her

[Mike W.]

tail just before

[dcains]

He was elected

[tig]

she was not

[dcains]

and we all

[Mike W.]

were totally unprepared

[oldskool]

the emotional hemophiliacs

[bkbimmer]

Moved to Canadia

[86GT635]

to triangulate heroism

[oldskool]

to the forefront

[Brian in TN]

of Melanias gooch

[1st 5er]

while the rest

[86GT635]

stirred almost silently

[Mike W.]

in disbelief while

[Johnled]

we pulled together.

[John in VA]

in the ghetto

[Mike W.]

drinking German Beer.

[dcains]

The President-elect then

[Mike W.]

started cackling hysterically

[dcains]

and tweeting maniacally

[oldskool]

about grabbing pussies

[dcains]

and evading taxes

[shawnoc]

But alas, now

[tig]

Seahawks will win.

[bkbimmer]

Many head injuries

[oldskool]

brought on by

[dcains]

anti-Trump protestors

[oldskool]

swinging Chinese made

[tig]

Gronk's punctured lung

[1st 5er]

seem oddly placed