Three-Word Story

[Sapotorito]

In the kkkloset

[oldskool]

before Cactus became

[tig]

a purple dragon

[a]

ran past me

[Motronic]

and tickled my

[1st 5er]

underbelly, but not

[Mike W.]

before oldskool screamed

[geordi]

fore, I'm flatulating

[oldskool]

fervently and furiously

[1st 5er]

... into the horn

[a]

over and over

[RonW]

(not to blow

[Ken H.]

out Tammer's earwax)

[tig]

gasoline starts bonfires

[MicahO]

, but KY starts

[1st 5er]

... more and more

[a]

grease for peace

[oldskool]

and makes Mommy

[a]

sing the blues

[Jeremy]

with surprising soulfulness

[1st 5er]

. Hello there fellas...

[oldskool]

McCain said blowing

[Kyle in NO]

Goats with Democrats

[Brian in TN]

straight raw dog

[Kyle in NO]

Like ancient Egyptians

[nik77356]

Wasn't a crime

[tig]

, what Mark did.

[oldskool]

while blowing goats

[1st 5er]

and ripping up

[Shawn D.]

The Constitution because