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turbodan wrote:

David Hunt wrote: Obama is NOT in any way a socialist and has actually governed to the right of Ronald Reagan

Get the fuck out of here.

he sniffs its farts and if it doesn't small like fried food you get a ticket

Howsyourcargo wrote:Therefore I am adding lightness to my car.

grey ghost wrote: I plan on hammering this chick.......

vai2iant wrote:Well, i searched and there nothing about new style brake so i figured id ask. i KNOW about the big break thread and to use 535i parts solely.

NO info on E39 ONCE SO EVER, so go head ppl, name ahead if it makes you feel bigger. I dont feel any smaller. Quite frankly, its a message board, not bulletin board. Maybe you guys should convert sheesh.

freetoride wrote:

Howsyourcargo wrote:Therefore I am adding lightness to my car.

http://www.mye28.com/viewtopic.php?t=111214

Karl Grau wrote:In fact it's so lame, I steal the one from R2D2v3Limited. It is a sad day when a grown man is forced to steal from children.

cddallara wrote:first world problems...

You'll get my big, heavy tube tv and accompanying bookshelf/stand when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands...

Don't go full stancetard and you won't have these problems.

a wrote:could somebody please email me a 1/2 cup of that bacon grease. I need it for skillet bread.

MicahO wrote:

AT8M5 wrote: "Pull my finger"?

Karl

"Are we eating turkey? 'Cause I think this duck is still quacking!!!"

Nicke28 wrote:Owning a e28 M5 is like dating a super hot model GF. Everyone looks at her and everyone wants her, but she's very demanding, high maintenance, doesn't really like you, takes all of your money, and cheats on you behind your back. The only reason why you stay with her is because she's an incredible bang!

Nicke28 wrote:

Nicke28 wrote:Owning a e28 M5 is like dating a super hot model GF. Everyone looks at her and everyone wants her, but she's very demanding, high maintenance, doesn't really like you, takes all of your money, and cheats on you behind your back. The only reason why you stay with her is because she's an incredible bang!

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Nicke28 wrote:

Nicke28 wrote:Owning a e28 M5 is like dating a super hot model GF. Everyone looks at her and everyone wants her, but she's very demanding, high maintenance, doesn't really like you, takes all of your money, and cheats on you behind your back. The only reason why you stay with her is because she's an incredible bang!

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alijonny wrote:

davintosh wrote:I see alijonny has some stars under his name too.

Congrats to Paul & Tyler! Well chosen. I'll be sure to test some limits.

That's right!


I'M LOCKING THIS THREAD

ahab wrote:I would like to propose that if Shawn were to invest some additional free time in anything, it should be fabricating gauge panels. Should that happen, I will gladly advocate any type of autocorrect he wants to implement.

Mike W. wrote:

carnutdallas wrote:Just saw that you are a Beamter! Holy Crap, no more trolling

I don't know which is less likely to happen.

Kyle in NO wrote:Screw changing the seats. Throw ol' girl a salad now and then...

Cactus wrote:Try mixing the vodka with heavy water and inject it into local amphibians. The vodka makes it more readily digestible. With enough patience you can get a frog to mutate to ridable size. You have to be careful though, bullfrogs will eat anything that fits in their mouth, so you should use a much less aggressive amphibian. Perhaps a gecko, salamander or an iguana or something. You don't want them any bigger than a horse, so dog food remains a viable source of nutrition (cheaper than gasoline, I think). You don't want them eating your neighbors, do you? Maybe you do. I know I do.

You can fix a shitty E29 53i5s or whatever car you said you had. I've got a non s version and it's in such poor condition, I'm not sure why I bothered, let alone spent Dodge Status money on it. Gaz coilunders, 540 binders, moosehead/E31 control arms and a TCD inspired 6pot into a body of rust holes and previous owner crash-damage. At least the interior looks like it wasn't crashed as hard as the exterior. Sometimes you just have to step back and ask yourself what you want. I asked myself that, and I decided this car suited me better than a giant spider. Mostly I was just afraid of giant spider babies. Big things don't scare me (fat bottom girls make the something go somewhere) but baby spiders give me the willies.

If you do plan on putting money into it, it's probably a wise idea to change your vodka budget to a gin budget. Gin is flavored with tree-stuffs, and trees are much more useful when you're bleeding and underwater than potatoes are.

Happy trails, gaucho.

clongo wrote:

shagrath wrote:How close is this to Garner? (Exit 306 I think, Jones Sausage).

I would like to meet with you guys before y'all leave for WS, even if we don't make the caravan.

It's about 30 min from garner. I'm game to meet there at 7:00. I just hope you guys can keep up in the caravan

Cactus wrote:Try mixing the vodka with heavy water and inject it into local amphibians.

wkohler wrote:Nice work so far. Radios are for pussies.

bkbimmer wrote:I've been driving it everywhere I go all week without any glass, people give me the funniest looks as I buzz past them

RonW wrote:Dishwasher? If you're married I never said that and you never heard it.

Chimi-Changa wrote: Black is not a color...it's a hobby

shagrath wrote:Strictly looking for an e36 convertible. Preferably not 318i. Must have a manual transmission. Please, I don't want beaten junk.

bmw4aaron wrote:AFAIK, e36's came factory as beaten junk. Please consider an e30 or e46.

Karl Grau wrote:

Cactus wrote:Try mixing the vodka with heavy water and inject it into local amphibians.

Maybe that has something to do with this.

shagrath wrote:She needs the nut