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A message from the purist!
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 9:50 AM
by Nebraska_e28
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 9:53 AM
by skip535i
That is hillarious. Although, if I found one on my car I'd be pissed
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 9:55 AM
by slammin_e28
HA! Gonna print a few of those out and piss some people off!
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM
by don
Priceless.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM
by davintosh
Questionable grammar aside, hilarious! My 528 would definitely get tagged, and I'd take them up on the offer.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 11:10 AM
by Avec
So you have made yourself the arbiter of what is and is not in keeping with "the original styling".
Interesting.
/Not really, it is pretty stupid.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM
by skip535i
Avec wrote:So you have made yourself the arbiter of what is and is not in keeping with "the original styling".
Interesting.
/Not really, it is pretty stupid.
It's a joke, not sure you got it. Try harder next time.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM
by Mike W.
A guy who works for me would definitely get one for #4, dirty and in need of waxing. He's worked here 4 years and I don't think that E36 has been washed once. Nice guy, great worker, but there's mold growing on the dirt on it.
White may not show dirt... as much, but it does when it's years between washings.
LMAO
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 11:22 AM
by S38Mike
This is awesome, I should print some out and take them to this new's "M Fest" in Vegas.There are a lot of modded carbon fiber nightmare toolbags could use a wakeup call.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM
by shagrath
Watching to see this on my phone.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM
by 1st 5er
Let the fun begin...
That's not copyrighted, is it?
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM
by oldskool
I'm afraid all five boxes would be checked when they got to my hooptie. I am shame.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM
by Brandon@BluntTech
somebody needs to make these for VW ..... dont get me wrong ive owned one for years but ive seen some poor decisions made
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM
by D Unit
Holy crap. I'm in direct violation of 2 of those.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM
by ilikemybike
Multiple copies printed out and ready to go in my car.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM
by shagrath
I have a feeling my car would have one bc of the stickers. Oh well.
Hilarious though!
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM
by wkohler
I don't get it.
Re: LMAO
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM
by Nicke28
S38Mike wrote:This is awesome, I should print some out and take them to this new's "M Fest" in Vegas.There are a lot of modded carbon fiber nightmare toolbags could use a wakeup call.
I saw pictures from last years event. I don't think I have ever seen so many riced out BMW's in one location.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 5:21 PM
by Brian in TN
Copies printed and ready to distribute. Too bad I cant/shouldnt hand out these at work.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM
by Mike W.
Brian in TN wrote:Copies printed and ready to distribute. Too bad I cant/shouldnt hand out these at work.
Hmmmm. So how long since the bedliner has been waxed?
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 5:36 PM
by Brian in TN
Mike W. wrote:Brian in TN wrote:Copies printed and ready to distribute. Too bad I cant/shouldnt hand out these at work.
Hmmmm. So how long since the bedliner has been waxed?
Touche. At least it looks better than ANY bronshit car.
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 5:55 PM
by S38Mike
Speaking of mods, WTB carbon fiber hood and mirror covers and half-ass quad tipped exhaust for for my M5. LOL
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 6:20 PM
by sQuirly
Mine would have an X through All the above
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 7:04 PM
by Das_Prachtstrasse
brb plugging in the printer..
Posted: Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM
by freetoride
I'm so ashamed..........
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 1:32 AM
by 1st 5er
Who's coming to The Vintage?
Posted: Jan 25, 2012 12:55 PM
by Brandon@BluntTech
Me!
Posted: Jan 28, 2012 12:12 PM
by Nebraska_e28
Probably skip this one. Texfest?
Posted: Jan 28, 2012 4:52 PM
by Hutch
Where is the PDF? Long ago I had some parking tickets a printer made for fun. They said something like "If I could give you a ticket, I would give you 2. It went on and on and was hilarious. I think I would hand out a ton more parking tickets than I would these.
Posted: Jan 28, 2012 5:15 PM
by Nebraska_e28
skip535i wrote:Avec wrote:So you have made yourself the arbiter of what is and is not in keeping with "the original styling".
Interesting.
/Not really, it is pretty stupid.
It's a joke, not sure you got it. Try harder next time.
Give it a week, the joke should sink in by then.