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Enjoy this threads break from the political nonsense...

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There needs to be a section just for the political bullshit threads. Just my opinion.

Brian in TN wrote:There needs to be a section just for the political bullshit threads. Just my opinion.

Yep.

Being a Canadian I dont really give a shit about Newt whats his face and that other guy. They get way too much airtime in Canada already.

I wonder what the population distribution by country is on this board. I would guess 80% US based and 20% rest of the world.

Maybe we should make a poll.

KillerPM wrote:Being a Canadian I dont really give a shit about Newt whats his face and that other guy.

Pete, now you are way off base.

Newt has a plan to put tax dollars to work. He has pledged to build a moon base by the year 2020 if elected president. And that's not the end of it, he was so bold as to say if 13,000 Americans inhabit the base at some point they can apply for statehood.

Who knows, maybe in the not too distant future there will be a market for moon rocks.

Mark in Toronto wrote:

KillerPM wrote:Being a Canadian I dont really give a shit about Newt whats his face and that other guy.

Pete, now you are way off base.

Newt has pledged to build a moon base by the year 2020 if elected president. And that's not the end of it, he was so bold as to say if 13,000 Americans inhabit the base at some point they can apply for statehood.

Who knows, maybe in the not too distant future there will be a market for moon rocks.

He has my vote.

Mother F***ing MOONBASE!!!!

How can we go wrong!

It takes a REAL politician to admit the moon base project is behind schedule.

Mark in Toronto wrote:It take a real politician to admit the moon base project is behind schedule.

This is going to be wicked! I want my moon base.

They should elect the guy and hold him to that promise.

Build a moon base then occupy it (like on wall street).

MFW!

Mark in Toronto wrote:It take a real politician to admit the moon base project is behind schedule.

Did he also mention that NASA will be selling cookies door to door to pay for the Moon base project? After all, as we certainly can't afford health care, we surely can't afford a Moon base with the US budget.

Oh wait! I guess since Halliburton is experienced in these things they will just get a trillion US dollars to get things rolling.

And Newt has publicly stated that his running mate will be Martin Landau. Now that would be wicked.

Whats its like to fap in low gravity? A very important question indeed.

Brian in TN wrote:Whats its like to fap in low gravity? A very important question indeed.

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Say goodbye to the "money shot". . .

Mark in Toronto wrote:Who knows, maybe in the not too distant future there will be a market for moon rocks.

Too late, I already own the rights. Currently in negotiations with a Chinese company.

The moon is soooo '60s. I say we put a base on Monistat 7.

You think Canada's cold in the winter...

Karl

KillerPM wrote:

WIN!

Moonbase? Bah! But I'll sacrifice myself to tame the wily small-nosed sorority girls of Planet Playtex....

oldskool wrote:

Brian in TN wrote:Whats its like to fap in low gravity? A very important question indeed.

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Say goodbye to the "money shot". . .

Goodbye? I dont think so.

You could "money shot" somebody like 30 ft away.

But since the moon has something like 1/6th the gravity of the earth, it would probably just land like 10 ft away and not 4.

I say we send a research party!

MOONBASE!!!

KillerPM wrote:

oldskool wrote:

Brian in TN wrote:Whats its like to fap in low gravity? A very important question indeed.

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Say goodbye to the "money shot". . .

Goodbye? I dont think so.

You could "money shot" somebody like 30 ft away.

But since the moon has something like 1/6th the gravity of the earth, it would probably just land like 10 ft away and not 4.

I say we send a research party!

MOONBASE!!!

MOONBASE!!!!!!

KillerPM wrote:

oldskool wrote:

Brian in TN wrote:Whats its like to fap in low gravity? A very important question indeed.

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Say goodbye to the "money shot". . .

Goodbye? I dont think so.

You could "money shot" somebody like 30 ft away.

But since the moon has something like 1/6th the gravity of the earth, it would probably just land like 10 ft away and not 4.

I say we send a research party!

MOONBASE!!!

My thoughts exactly...

But 4 ft? Are you Peter North by any chance?

You people around here need to see a doctor!

oldskool wrote:You people around here need to see a doctor!

Are we making you uncomfortable?

My desktop background for the longest...

KillerPM wrote:

To stay on topic, a partial eclipse...
I couldn't help myself, and it's huge for a reason.

Woah woah woah! Back it up! Haven't you guys seen Apollo 18? Fuck living on the moon! I hate spidercrabrocks!

1st 5er wrote:My desktop background for the longest...

KillerPM wrote:

To stay on topic, a partial eclipse...
I couldn't help myself, and it's huge for a reason.

Wow... I am going to hold my head in shame now...

I cant believe you even took that photo.. haha..

Coldswede wrote:Did he also mention that NASA will be selling cookies door to door to pay for the Moon base project? After all, as we certainly can't afford health care, we surely can't afford a Moon base with the US budget..

Randy, that's a great idea. But instead of NASA selling the cookies, why not tap into the vast Girl Scout network.

They know how to sell cookies.

that is all

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