Fetchin' up FastPat's Schwag in LA...

[IceHaus Dave]

Guys, Pat Hines and I are headin' down to Tustin to pick up his newest set of Style 42's, mit new ruubers. I thought mebbe we could pester a couple of three of you guys down there to have lunch with us and arrange some refreshing lap dances. OK, we could skip the lunch if need be, BUUUUUT would enjoy meeting some of ya.

Pat, didn't mean to steal your thunder. I know you are probably in the middle of some poor guys penis extension (does that classify as a hand job?) and wouldn't want to prematurely end the "procedure". So I thought I'd get the word out for ya. BTW, you do wash your hands after a long days work right?

Icehaus "Silky Fine Shine" Dave

[fastpat]

We call that an Addadicktome~0, Dave, and since you're a veteran, we have your new "unit" waiting.

Get out your copy of Hunter Thompson's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", it's the bible for California road trips. #)

That'll be our guide book.

[shifty]

I don't think I'm old enough to be reading this board anymore! ~0

[IceHaus Dave]

Hunter Thompson and road trips? I'll bring my shotgun and Bourbon!

Shifty, son all I can say is, I've heard your vocabulary and your made ME blush before. ~0

Man you guys crack me up!

Silky Fine Dave

[fastpat]

Preferrably magnums and make mine Balvenie scotch.