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I seem to be acquiring the title of King Asshole around here lately, which I intend on wearing as a Badge of Honor! I also promise to rule over my "Lower Asshole" subjects with humility and compassion! Feel safe in that commitment...

What say you....A-hole?

Keep it real, asshole!

Remember, I'm holding your E12 parts hostage!

I dunno, is Duke still on here?

I picked number two.

Kyle in NO wrote:Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots?

Can't both be true?

Kyle, I've never met you and I look forward to the day that I do...But judging from the time I've been on these boards, I don't think you're an asshole.

eff'em if they can't take a joke. Looking forward to partying with you in a parking lot beside a bunch of old cars in '09. You are one of the good guys.

FastFiver wrote:I dunno, is Duke still on here?

You were certainly a patient, affable, and extremely helpful individual when I was first getting my e28 legs. So much so that you assisted me in purchasing a chip and rear diff.

That said go F- yourself you douchebag, a-hole!


-Landis

Besides "Shifty" Brad, I think I have known Kyle personally longer than anyone else here. Hell, I even lived with the sonofabitch for a while.

Kyle doesn't hold anything back, and that's the great thing about him. Call him an asshole if you like, but he's usually right. And I've never seen him not able to fix whatever mechanical thing that happens to be broken.

Aside from that, he's an intensely celibate, relatively cheap, usually hungry, somewhat immoral, always foul-mouthed, parts whore who wears giant shoes and has a knack for making even the most brazen of women blush.

I mean, come on! What's wrong with this picture?

Well put, Booker. You left out generous, though.

-tammer

booker wrote: I mean, come on! What's wrong with this picture?

I haven't taken my pants off yet...that's what.

What do they say?

Ohhh, yeah. You are what you eat?

A-Hole!

Bryan in SB wrote:What do they say?

Ohhh, yeah. You are what you eat?

A-Hole!

oof...

If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

Kyle in NO wrote:Am I a bitter A-hole, or are some people just idiots? NSFW

Will never know first hand about the "bitter".
But am positive part two is true.

Jeebus Kyle, with that and the other disturbing image already in my head involving a cassette tape and someone's backside, I'm gonna have to get roaring drunk tonight to get it all out of my head.

So yes, you are an asshole. Oh and thanks for the doorseal, it came in today.

If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

Uuuuuuh huuhhhhhhh(Sling Blade)

See? 8 new posts and NOT ONE person can tell me a single thing wrong with that picture.

The guy has class, pure and simple.

Can I get a hand here?

Kyle in NO wrote:If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

So what? You got a rubber neck or some really weird friend?

booker wrote:See? 8 new posts and NOT ONE person can tell me a single thing wrong with that picture.

Of course not. I took it.

Two hats, corduroy jacket, "Where da Gold At?" shirt, pimp cup, ice cream, shitty drunk....looks pretty normal to me!

Bryan in SB wrote:

If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

Uuuuuuh huuhhhhhhh(Sling Blade)

Mmmmm hmmmmm, you mean?

turbodan wrote:

Bryan in SB wrote:

If'in you splash some Hot Sauce on dat asshole before you eat it, its pretty tasty!

Uuuuuuh huuhhhhhhh(Sling Blade)

Mmmmm hmmmmm, you mean?

French Fried Potatoes, mmmmm hmmmm.

Shouldna done that, he was just a boy.

Mmmmm hmmmm

Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it. Mmmmm hmmmm.

hmmmm hmmmmm him

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=m ... mb=0&aq=f#

Nah, Kyle, just others are idiots.
I'm waiting for the day when you make it up to the Great NorthEast. You'll have a place to stay and plenty of beer to drink.

If you can stand our accents, that is!

I know if I need an answer in regards to an E28 Kyle is my first call. One of the best assholes I have met in my life , and no Kyle you can't date my daughter when she turns 18
Kyle= King of the assholes.