General conversations about BMW E28s and the people who own them.
skip535i
Posts: 5186 Joined: Oct 26, 2006 2:27 PMLocation: Lynchburg, VA
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by skip535i Jan 24, 2012 9:53 AM
That is hillarious. Although, if I found one on my car I'd be pissed
slammin_e28
Posts: 6135 Joined: Aug 05, 2007 4:57 PMLocation: 24477
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by slammin_e28 Jan 24, 2012 9:55 AM
HA! Gonna print a few of those out and piss some people off!
don
Posts: 184 Joined: Nov 28, 2008 4:31 PMLocation: virginia
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by don Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM
Priceless.
davintosh
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by davintosh Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM
Questionable grammar aside, hilarious! My 528 would definitely get tagged, and I'd take them up on the offer.
Avec
Posts: 318 Joined: Feb 17, 2010 10:22 PMLocation: Indianapolis
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by Avec Jan 24, 2012 11:10 AM
So you have made yourself the arbiter of what is and is not in keeping with "the original styling".
skip535i
Posts: 5186 Joined: Oct 26, 2006 2:27 PMLocation: Lynchburg, VA
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by skip535i Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM
Avec wrote: So you have made yourself the arbiter of what is and is not in keeping with "the original styling".
It's a joke, not sure you got it. Try harder next time.
Mike W.
Posts: 27223 Joined: Feb 12, 2006 12:00 PMLocation: California Whine Country
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by Mike W. Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM
A guy who works for me would definitely get one for #4, dirty and in need of waxing. He's worked here 4 years and I don't think that E36 has been washed once. Nice guy, great worker, but there's mold growing on the dirt on it.
White may not show dirt... as much, but it does when it's years between washings.
S38Mike
Posts: 865 Joined: Jul 01, 2011 1:03 PMLocation: South Bay, SoCal
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by S38Mike Jan 24, 2012 11:22 AM
This is awesome, I should print some out and take them to this new's "M Fest" in Vegas.There are a lot of modded carbon fiber nightmare toolbags could use a wakeup call.
shagrath
Posts: 14980 Joined: Jun 15, 2009 12:21 PMLocation: pLace
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by shagrath Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM
Watching to see this on my phone.
1st 5er
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by 1st 5er Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM
Let the fun begin...
That's not copyrighted, is it?
oldskool
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by oldskool Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM
I'm afraid all five boxes would be checked when they got to my hooptie. I am shame.
D Unit
Posts: 817 Joined: May 18, 2010 11:16 AMLocation: Bay Area, CA
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by D Unit Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM
Holy crap. I'm in direct violation of 2 of those.
ilikemybike
Posts: 697 Joined: Jan 20, 2010 7:21 PMLocation: Portland OR
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by ilikemybike Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM
Multiple copies printed out and ready to go in my car.
shagrath
Posts: 14980 Joined: Jun 15, 2009 12:21 PMLocation: pLace
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by shagrath Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM
I have a feeling my car would have one bc of the stickers. Oh well.
Hilarious though!
wkohler
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by wkohler Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM
I don't get it.
Nicke28
Posts: 682 Joined: Jul 12, 2007 12:58 AMLocation: Corpus Christi TX
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by Nicke28 Jan 24, 2012 5:15 PM
S38Mike wrote: This is awesome, I should print some out and take them to this new's "M Fest" in Vegas.There are a lot of modded carbon fiber nightmare toolbags could use a wakeup call.
I saw pictures from last years event. I don't think I have ever seen so many riced out BMW's in one location.
Brian in TN
Posts: 4615 Joined: Feb 12, 2006 12:00 PM
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by Brian in TN Jan 24, 2012 5:21 PM
Copies printed and ready to distribute. Too bad I cant/shouldnt hand out these at work.
Mike W.
Posts: 27223 Joined: Feb 12, 2006 12:00 PMLocation: California Whine Country
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by Mike W. Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM
Brian in TN wrote: Copies printed and ready to distribute. Too bad I cant/shouldnt hand out these at work.
Hmmmm. So how long since the bedliner has been waxed?
Brian in TN
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by Brian in TN Jan 24, 2012 5:36 PM
Mike W. wrote: Brian in TN wrote: Copies printed and ready to distribute. Too bad I cant/shouldnt hand out these at work.
Hmmmm. So how long since the bedliner has been waxed?
Touche. At least it looks better than ANY bronshit car.
S38Mike
Posts: 865 Joined: Jul 01, 2011 1:03 PMLocation: South Bay, SoCal
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by S38Mike Jan 24, 2012 5:55 PM
Speaking of mods, WTB carbon fiber hood and mirror covers and half-ass quad tipped exhaust for for my M5. LOL
sQuirly
Posts: 651 Joined: Apr 16, 2007 10:35 PMLocation: SE CT
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by sQuirly Jan 24, 2012 6:20 PM
Mine would have an X through All the above
freetoride
Posts: 1044 Joined: Oct 31, 2011 10:43 PMLocation: Jonesboro, Arkansas
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by freetoride Jan 24, 2012 7:22 PM
I'm so ashamed..........
1st 5er
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by 1st 5er Jan 25, 2012 1:32 AM
Who's coming to The Vintage?
Nebraska_e28
Beamter
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by Nebraska_e28 Jan 28, 2012 12:12 PM
Probably skip this one. Texfest?
Hutch
Posts: 424 Joined: Mar 05, 2008 7:33 AMLocation: Atlanta, GA
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by Hutch Jan 28, 2012 4:52 PM
Where is the PDF? Long ago I had some parking tickets a printer made for fun. They said something like "If I could give you a ticket, I would give you 2. It went on and on and was hilarious. I think I would hand out a ton more parking tickets than I would these.
Nebraska_e28
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by Nebraska_e28 Jan 28, 2012 5:15 PM
skip535i wrote: Avec wrote: So you have made yourself the arbiter of what is and is not in keeping with "the original styling".
It's a joke, not sure you got it. Try harder next time.
Give it a week, the joke should sink in by then.
White may not show dirt... as much, but it does when it's years between washings.
